Barack Obama is already planning a presidential seal again, for in his mind it generates greater visions of grandeur than ever imagined! And even with his own 3 dimensional head popping out to grace everything that seal gets planted on.
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But wait. What will hapen to all the other seals?
Especially Obama’s presidential seal, with such stark similarities to the genuine seal? After widespread ridicule for prematurely claiming the election prize, it was removed from the campaign. That was easy.
“Obama For America. Vero Possumus.” “The Genuine Seal Of The President Of The United States.”
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His other seals just won’t cut it anymore either. This campaign logo can just be eaten.
“Obama ‘08.” Waffle seal logo.”
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He wants to get rid of this one quickly. Except of course, if he travels to that area.
“Barack Obama. Seal Of The Khalifah Of The Islamic States.”
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But not all of the seals have to be discarded. Why there are some Obama would like as special keepsakes.
For the liberal leftists, their very own seal. Fond epithet proudly listed on the top line!
“Obama For Moonbats.”
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The Royal Seal is a little difficult to let go of, for it states some lofty goals for the presidency.
“Obama For America. Heal the sick. Raise the dead. Cleanse the lepers. Cast out the demons. Possum grits.”
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This seal is desirable for special moments however.
“Obama For America. Bite Me.”
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And this one is reserved for special moments involving peasants. That is, anyone else except him.
“I Insist On The Suppression Of Ego. No, Not Mine. How Dare You Question Me? PEASANTS. Obama Regnator.”
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This one can always come in handy. Plan on it. It has already been used on a multitude of occasions.
Obama, Counting Who’s Left. Before Being Thrown Under His Bus.”
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All these seals have a special place in Obama’s heart. But the number one seal that brings utter joy to his heart and bolsters his pride knowing his supporters are 100 per cent behind him, is this seal.
“Obama For America. Jackass Awards. Yes I Am.”
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