A Hearty Laugh Via Satan

Need a little levity right now?  Mere mortals cannot come close to propelling a hearty har-har-har out like this little Satan.

Satan Gone Wild! Little Devil attacks News Anchor. StopGoodTV.com?

 

November 29, 2008

StopGoodTV.com

December 2, 2008

Hat tip The Anchoress.

Pravda Has Obama Eligibility Questions

The Russian on line news Pravda has an article entitled, Pravda raises Obama eligibility issue at the World Net Daily, which has some fascinating commentary on Barack Obama’s eligibility as President of the United States.  Why?  Well one revealing fact is that Obama has hired three law FIRMS, not just attorneys, but three entire law firms to maintain the privacy of his birth certificate in Hawaii, and his records at Occidental College and Harvard.  So now WHY must someone hire THREE law FIRMS to keep their history quiet?

They sure must have something to hide in those records if THREE law FIRMS have been retained for an untold fortune, to maintain those records a secret.  Other presidential nominees and presidents alike have had no problem in releasing the same information, so why is Obama so reticent?

Pravda has some pointed commentary on “the man with no visible past.”

Barry Sotero, AKA Barack Obama, along with the Democratic National Committee and the Federal Election Commission have successfully ignored a Federal Lawsuit asking him to produce a valid Birth Certificate,” the articles states. “When the time to respond to that lawsuit expired, under Federal Court Rules, they all admitted that he was not a citizen of The United States of America and deemed to have committed fraud. A normal man would have been found to have admitted he was not a U.S. citizen.”

While Pravda acknowledges that Obama is praised for his way with words, it warns, “Every con man walking free or in jail is an articulate speaker. Who would give their trust to a man who could not use the right words to convince his targets to trust him? Articulate speaking is no way to judge or rate the integrity of a person.”

The writer said every con man sells a “dream,” pushes a “greed button,” stresses “urgency” – and it claims Americans fell for a con man.

Ouch!

Read the rest here.

“Obama smoking a cigarette.”
Image courtesy of http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/8430006241001/m/4730013002001.

See:

• http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=82647
• http://forums.military.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/8430006241001/m/4730013002001

Humans And Birds Can Drop More Than Just Droppings

Somehow, we seem to equate bird droppings as the only things a bird can release mid air.  This image and text satirizes these creatures.  They can be susceptible to shortcomings as well.   

“Two birds flying.  ‘Frank, I dropped the baby!!!!”
Image courtesy of http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/04/18/funny-pictures-frank-i-dropped-the-baby/.

On the other hand we have here an actual ritual of baby dropping, not satire.  Per Reuters.

The faithful have been observing the ritual at a shrine in Solapur, in western India’s Maharastra, for more than five hundred years.

They believe it will make their children strong and say no accidents have ever happened.

Indian Baby Dropping Ritual

May 1, 2008

A ritual practiced in India where babies are dropped from the roof of a building. Warning may be shocking for some.

Hindus magicians are masters of deception. Levitation, nail beds, sword swallowing, kissing cobras’ heads, skin piercing, and many other tricks. Some of their deceptions include calculate risks. Those who practice this ritual know that babies INSTINCTIVELY would contract their bodies when free falling. Their bodies will tense; their head and limbs will stay as close as possible to their bodies. Once falling stops arms and legs will extend as if reaching for a branch or hand. Some babies may cry not from the fall but because of their handling by strangers. Still there’s a real risk of injury.

Somehow this does not seem like it will become a ritual in the United States anytime soon.