Busy Bull

Myella Farmstay in Australia bring us this familar joke, with images to complement.  The last image was found at a different site however, with attribution, of course.

Images below.

Boy Asks Santa For Baby Brother

Email in circulation.

Some letters to Santa Claus or so heartfelt.

Some responses are so matter of fact.

Image courtesy of http://www.southplainfieldnj.com/rec/Christmas/WriteToSanta.htm.

Dear Santa,

Please send me a baby brother.

Beer Outsells Dairy?

Can you imagine going to the store to pick up a few items, and then running into this in the dairy aisle?

What do you tell your wife when you get home without that quart of milk?

What do you say to those kids at the breakfast table when they have to eat their Captain Crunch sans milk?

1. The store ran out of milk.
2. The store has closed out its dairy section.  They only sell beer now.
3. All the milk was outdated.
4. All the milk was confiscated by the FDA because it was not pasteurized and was contaminated with bovine tuberculosis.
5. A six pack of brewskies is more important than milk anytime, any place.
6. An ice cold brew goes good with cereal.  Plenty of vitamins.
7. Beer was on sale.
8. You forgot.
9. You don’t care.

Commit these options to memory.  You never know when you too may be faced with this ordeal.

Hat tip, The Fail Blog.