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Emanuel Talked Directly To Blagojevich About Senate Seat

Emanuel talked directly to gov: source at the Chicago Sun Times reveals Rahm Emanuel had deeper ties to the wheeling and dealing on steering that U.S. Senate seat from Illinois to his list of favored candidates.

He did speak directly to Rod Blagojevich about appointing Valerie Jarrett to the position soon after the election November 4, 2008.  He apparently was pushing for a decision date as well.   No agreements or deals were made.  But there was a change of heart on Jarrett’s part.  She declined to be considered soon thereafter.

Emanuel subsequently submitted a list with different names in mid November.

Sources close to the investigation cite Blago’s conversations  with assistants, and sometimes directions to them, after telephone calls from Emanuel.

Could those be calls caught on wiretaps?

See:

• http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/blagojevich/1337789,CST-NWS-rahm18good.article

And He Thought He Was Cool

Lo and behold, RBO has a good one up.  Just what America needs.  A place to cull our wits. RBO’s First Ever Caption Contest. (Updates) asks to caption this image.

While the creative minds are whirring away a mile a minute, trying to come up with the best line for this college coed’s reefer coolness moment, keep in mind your line could go viral on Time’s 2008 person of the year.  That is Barry Soetoro at Occidental College in 1980, partaking in some sort of smoking and toking of course.  That is before he changed his American first name and Indonesian surname to something even more exotic, as in first – Barack, second – Hussein, – and third – Obama.

Let that be the impetus for some one-up-man-ship.  Submit your best here.

Here ye, here ye.  The Towne Crier behests the following.

While Barry is acting out his childhood dream of smoking a joint, he calls out, “Hey Brotha, got a light?” Meanwhile, the unnerved photographer, puzzled beyond imagination, silently goads Barry as he feigns his moment with his candy cigarette.

That is what BHO will claim. Watch.

See:

• http://therealbarackobama.wordpress.com/2008/12/17/rbos-first-ever-caption-contest/
• http://www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1866765,00.html