Graduate Class For Career Teachers

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There is nothing like continuing education for careerists anywhere.  Why, you get to improve your methods and work-related skills in unimaginable ways.  Employers everywhere place high value on exceptionally well rounded career employees.  Educators are especially sensitive to having the best and brightest with continually honed and refined skills.

The Ivory Tower College of East Phoenix has this special offering for Teachers.  Inquire at this prestigious and realist school about similar course offerings in different areas of expertise, if this paws at your careerist yearnings.

College of East Phoenix

MED-ED 1604 Methods of Understanding “The Career Teacher” Regret

Credit(s): 2

Cost: $595.00

Materials: None (You will receive a free “College of East Phoenix” Ball point pen.)

Course Description:

Structured personal conciliation excuses for teachers who regret their life career choice. Investigate and understand new acquisition theories of keeping your mental health until the time you receive your state retirement. Dialog with teachers in your community concerning different medications that can help shield the educatorʼs sanity from sociopathic kids and self righteous psychotic administrators. Understand the Cultural and ethnic dimensions of classroom violence and the “Near death experience”. Analyze pluralistic pedagogical foundations, child’s play, and homicidal tendencies of about 30% of students. Re-analyze, over and over several discipline models and see how none of them work. Develop communication techniques with your local police, the city judge, the students mother, and all of her boy friends. Compare and contrast, compare and contrast, compare and contrast etc. And of course there will be assessment.

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Poor Will Savor Confiscated Caviar On The Side At Christmas

Beluga caviar, some of the most exotic caviar in the world, was found in a Milan woman’s house by police.  The Russian woman and two accomplices had to give up the stash and go to jail.  The Beluga sturgeon is on an endangered species list in Italy.

But would officials let that precious delicacy and also commodity, go to waste as they have in the past?

Nope.  Someone remembered it could be put to better use.  Houston Chronicle/AP.

Instead, this year’s haul is being donated to the Red Cross, Franciscan monks, homes that care for the elderly, and other organizations that will prepare holiday lunches for the homeless and poor in the Milan area, he said.

The helpings promise to be generous.

The Rev. Massimo Mapelli, who helps run a shelter for the homeless and recovering addicts, said his center will get 22 pounds of caviar for 82 diners. That’s about 4 1/2 ounces per person — two to four times the amount chefs traditionally serve to wealthy diners.

Good for those who will benefit from this abuundance.

See:

• http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/bizarre/6175096.html

Kim Jong-Il Spotted?

Could it be?

Could it really be?

Image courtesy of http://www.reuters.com/article/worldNews/idUSTRE4BL03I20081222.

Why it just may be an actual photo of the Communist leader of Korea, Kim Jong-Il, walking about.

Recall that intelligence sources had estimated that Jong-Il had suffered a stroke in August 2008.  Well apparently, some sources are now saying that Jong-Il may be traveling about the country on official business. They propose he was released from the hospital in October 2008.

But wait.  The sitings have yet to be confirmed.  In the undated pictures the North has released of Kim’s state visits over the past week, the enigmatic leader often wears a thick coat, gloves and a fur hat, even indoors.

In the undated pictures the North has released of Kim’s state visits over the past week, the enigmatic leader often wears a thick coat, gloves and a fur hat, even indoors.

The North has not provided clear evidence of a recovered Kim by showing him at a large state function or with a visiting dignitary. State TV has only shown still images of Kim, sparking speculation in the South that the stroke may have affected his body movements.

Arab Technology Vs. German Engineering

Clever thinking.

Those European advertising folks at VW.  Click and see for yourself.

Arab Technology Vs. German Engineering video at Smooth Motion DJ.

Food for thought: What would the world think if America made such an advertisement?