Finger Synching At The Inauguration

Hot Air’s The Milli Vanilli Inauguration exposes yet another hypocrisy in the political staged events that are actually not quite the revered and dignified events most might think.  Seems like the musical quartet was not quite “live.”

…they faked a live performance. No one doubts that Itzhak Perlman and Yo-Yo Ma can perform the piece, but it shouldn’t have been presented as a live performance if it wasn’t. It’s dishonest. Doesn’t anyone on the CCIC know that, or does the word Congressional automatically disable that knowledge?

Drunken Negro Face Cookies For Sale

Oh, the lengths some people will go in the name of capitalism.  The Lafayette French Pastry bakery in New York City’s Village is out to make a fast buck.  Or is he?  Talk about knitting politics sideways into capitalism.  These cookies were designed to make parallels with Barack Obama and Abraham Lincoln, while ringing up a  cup of coffee.

Image courtesy of http://community.myfoxny.com/blogs/Arnold_Diaz/2009/01/22/Racist_Cookies.

Would you like some drunken negro heads to go with your coffee?

They’re in honor of our new president. He’s following in the same path of Abraham Lincoln; he will get his.

Video here from Fox 5 NY.  And You Tube.

Video WTF Baker In N Y Selling Racist Cookies In Honor Of Barack Obama Drunken Negro Heads

January 23, 2009

No word yet on how much cash these creations are fetching, or how much mail order business outside liberal NY has been garnered.  Keeping people talking, keeps business brisk.

See:

• http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/090122_Racist_Cookies_in_Honor_of_Barack_Obama
• http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/pages/Home/Detail;jsessionid=60C6F7941BE932EEA739BE98D528F58D?contentId=8302134&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=1.1.1&sflg=1
• http://www.myfoxny.com/myfox/pages/News/Politics/Detail;jsessionid=2769B932FE6476375F8BE5951B1F0AF9?contentId=8297992&version=1&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.14.1&sflg=1
• http://community.myfoxny.com/blogs/Arnold_Diaz/2009/01/22/Racist_Cookies

Suspected Taliban Geese Survivors Return To Scene Of Crime

Ned Grace on the look out for suspects and conspirators responsible for the downed US Airways flight on the Hudson river, believes he has found the culprits!  Great work Ned!

Are these the Geese that brought down US Air Flight 1549 – Taliban geese? 

Nonchalant and cool, these free ranging beauties defy the thought they could potentially act as agents of a dangerous mission.

Image courtesy of http://nedgrace.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/are-these-the-geese-that-brought-down-us-air-flight-1549-taliban-geese/.

See:

• http://nedgrace.wordpress.com/2009/01/20/are-these-the-geese-that-brought-down-us-air-flight-1549-taliban-geese/

Coleman Lawsuit Will Proceed Against Franken

So the special three judge panel that is overseeing the suit Ron Coleman has against Al Franken over the U.S. Senate election results in Minnesota continues.  From KARE 11 Minneapolis-St.Paul/AP.

Franken has suffered a stinging setback as the judges have refused to allow summary judgment that would have stopped the trial from proceeding on Monday January 26, 2009.

Dog And Skunk At Meal Time

The good folks over at Northwest Animal Companions of Oregon have several funny pet images to make you smile.  Here is but one example.  A polite dog patiently waits while a hungry skunk gobbles down the goods in the dog dish.

If you enjoy it click here for more images.

If you really enjoy all of them, feel free to send them some spare change to help them in their noble cause. 

 
Image courtesy of http://www.nwac-oregon.org/funny%20pages.htm.

Sometimes you just have to put up with your neighbors.

See:

• http://www.nwac-oregon.org/funny%20pages.htm
• http://www.nwac-oregon.org/Donations.htm

Fire In The Tanning Bed

Naked man flees from flaming tanning bed in Regina, Canada, serves as a great reminder to always have an escape route in mind when in tight spaces.

So the tan lover found himself locked in a tanning bed when it suddenly burst into flames.  Quick thinking after a pop and smoke, led him to kick out a stereo and crawl out the back.  Just in the nick of time.   He grabbed some clothes and ran out, along with others.  Fortunately, he was unharmed.

Image courtesy of http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2009/01/19/tanning-salon-fire.html?ref=rss.

So, next time you are catching some ultraviolet rays in a tanning salon, make sure the bed unit can open on the fly, and have some clothese close by.

See:

• http://www.cbc.ca/canada/saskatchewan/story/2009/01/19/tanning-salon-fire.html?ref=rss

History 101

Email in Circulation

Always interesting to see the analogies and parallels that float around.  Congealed into a short synopsis as History 101.

Tom Brokaw, Take This Bigots And Rednecks

Tom Brokaw, as the previous host of the evening news at NBC, seemed to be an even mannered fellow with a discerning ability to be fair.  His steadfast bias in favor of Barack Obama was evident during the primaries however.

But whatever semblance of balanced journalism and opinion this man appeared to project in the past, was completely shattered when he proudly flew his true colors at the Inauguration.

Newsbusters’ Tom Brokaw’s Revenge? Calls Out ‘Bigots and Rednecks’ on Obama Inauguration Day: ‘Take This!’ reveals the reality, when Brokaw was conversing with MSNBC staff while drinking their morning coffee.  The discussion centered on Barack Obama.

The Dick Cheney Emotional Chart

How are YOU feeling today?

Well, why not consult the Dick Cheney Emotional Chart.  Since the ex Vice President is no longer available to help amuse us in person any longer with deciphering his mood for the moment, allow the following chart to help fill the void.

New Vice President Joe Biden has however yet to provide a suitable chart for entertainment purposes, although pay enough attention and you will be sure to realize he yields the gift of gaffes rather consistently.  Stay tuned for Bidenisms.  In the interim, the emotional chart.

Image courtesy of www.unfairlybalanced.com at http://www.axisoflogic.com/artman/publish/article_21123.shtml.

Super Cautious Obama Retakes Oath Of Office

Rubber Mask – Hot Seller In Japan at Live Leak shows us where all those rubber masks of Barack Obama have been coming from.  Hot items apparently.  Brisk selling.  Only 20 bucks or so.  Get yours now.  Can be used for any event, time, or place.  See rubber mask video here.

Imagine all those bazillions of people at the inauguration wearing those masks simultaneously.  It would have been surreal.  Then Barack Obama could have just blamed the sea of million Obama masks in the audience as the root of anxiety, along with the cold weather and the general butterflies, on why he stumbled through his inaugural speech with Chief SCOTUS honcho John Roberts. Roberts could have claimed the same.  Never mind that these are superduper, highly educated men, who are polished public speakers and all.  See bumbling oath of office video here.