Monthly Archives: April 2009

Leech Lunches On Gardner’s Eyeball

There is one woman in Australia who will now think twice before casually flinging garden soil around the next time she is in her backyard.

For in that soil, there once was a leech that promptly found its way onto her cornea and under her eyelid to imbibe from the richly vascularized eye.  What started out as about a mere quarter inch, grew into about a three quarter inch, as it suckled the blood from the globe. 

Creative removal by emergency room doctors was in order, as indelicate removal could lead to embedded leech parts and subsequent infection.  Topical anesthetic was actually unsuccessful, allowing the leech to continue its merry feast.  A few drops of 3 per cent saline solution was ultimately successful in getting the ornery creature to release.  A rather simple and previously unreported method.  

The woman recovered uneventfully.  Her experience contributed to the annals of emergency medicine.  And to the millions of humans rather petrified at the mere notion that a slimy toothed creature could have found comfort in a most unusual locale.

More at ABC.net.auStuff.co.nz, and Encyclopedia 2


Image courtesy of http://www.csulb.edu/~galt/Bb5/Leech-Eye-1.gif.

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Slow Motion Egret And Bee

Cool!  More of nature’s fine seasonal displays.  Ultraslo.

Egret flight in slow motion

April 19, 2009

The spring birds return to the NorthEast. This Egret is shot @ 2000 FPS and played back at variable speed…

Slow motion Bee in flight (UltraSlo HD)

April 17, 2009

The large bee is @ 3000 FPS and the small ones are @ 7000 FPS slow motion.

Pirates, Navy SEALs, And Orders From Above?

Email in circulation.

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The purported account of how the U.S. Navy SEALs really dealt with the Somali pirates that held the American Maersk Alabama Captain Richard Phillips hostage, is traveling the email boxes across the land.  Also found at Stop The ACLU and Baylor Fans.

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Miniscule Budget Cuts By Obama A Hypocrisy

There is unmistakable clarity in the headlines.  Ouch!

Obama’s puny effort at budget cuts – Commentary: Symbolic move proves insulting.  Market Watch.

…if the budget were a yardstick, the administration would be proposing to shorten it by 1/1000 of an inch. That’s 25.4 microns, or about half the width of a human hair.

Obama Asks For $100 Million in Budget Cuts: Is it Just a Drop in the Bucket?  ABC.

Is This A Joke Headline? ‘Obama to Order $100 Million in Budget Cuts’.  Newsbusters.

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Drive-In Movies Had Intermission Ads

Interesting collection of vintage  intermission advertisements for drive-in movies.   A couple of highlights.

  • Refreshment stand goodies such as hot popcorn, candy bars, ice cream, steaming hot coffee, sodas, chips, your favorite cigarettes, smoky barbecue sandwiches, hot dogs, corn dogs, hot chocolate, dill pickles, pizza, snow cones, milk
  • Baby bottle warmer service at the concession stand
  • Standard Time before Daylight Savings Time
  • GMRX movie rating system
  • Snack Bar help for car trouble or any emergency
  • “Come early and get a good spot.”
  • “Avoid damage to speaker and car” – encouraged replacing those big, bulky metal speaker boxes that would hang off the car window, back onto the metal pole, before driving off
  • “IF you should accidentally tear a speaker loose, please return it to the Snack Bar or Box Office.  THANKS.”
  • James River Beef with Barbecue sauce tasty then, and with politically incorrect label today
  • “Smoke - Talk – Relax.  In your own car.  There’s always a good show at the drive-in.”
  • “Short time remains.  So visit our snack bar now.”

Vintage Drive-in Intermission films

September 21, 2006

DRIVE IN MOVIE ADS FROM THE 50,s and 60,s

Shoplift And Abandon Kids

Fort Pierce mother accused of child neglect after abandoning children in store.  This mother goes on a shoplifting spree at the local Wal Mart, stashing about $178 worth of goods in a diaper bag, then gets cold feet and flies the coop at the check out counter, and leaves her baby and toddler behind.

She handed over the bag when the police came by her car.  The children were turned over to the local child protective services.  The mother went to the pokey.

Must be some hard times to prioritize material goods before your own kids.

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One Stop Political Shop In Scranton

Rep. Kevin Murphy to open West Scranton office with drive-through window at the Times-Tribune.   Yes, you heard right.  Politician offers drive-through service.  AP/Houston Chronicle.   

Pennsylvania State Rep. Kevin Murphy believes his office should be more accessible to his constituents.  Voila!  The Drive -Through state rep office.  Murphy will even staff his own window a few days each week. 

Now taking orders and accepting drop-offs.  Come one.  Come all.  Come in your ‘jammies or your best duds.  Nothing like storefront politics to keep the One Stop Political Shop in business.  

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Private Services In Taco Bell Restroom

Young girls walk in on four people having sex in restaurant bathroom at KNDU, South Bend, Indiana.

You read correctly.

“My 11-year-old asked me, ‘How come two women were coming out of the bathroom and why were two guys in there?’ Melissa Schumann, the girls’ mother, says. ‘And they were making funny noises.’”

Moral of the story: Be leery of sending unescorted kids into any closed space.  Ever.

Bathroom trouble

Obamnipotent Socialism En Route

Obamnipotent.  Coming to a business near you.  So says this public service announcement from Ham Grown Videos.  The road to socialism is one the founding fathers would decry.   A spoof on a recent energy commercial. 

It’s hard to believe that just over 200 years ago, freedom seeking people fought and died to escape European control, and now we are rushing to embrace former roots.

Government Public Service Announcement

http://www.hamgrownvideos.com/ April 18, 2009

Bakery Shop Fun

Ever wonder what goes on in a bakery shop?  The occasional prank maybe?   

thomas a. edison – 1902 – fun in a bakery shop

fun in a bakery shop

July 30, 2007