Monthly Archives: April 2009

Progressive Lightbulb Jokes

The Peoples Cube brings us some progressive lightbulb jokes. 

A few here.  More here.

Q: How many Obama voters does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Hoping that it would change is quite enough.

Q: How many autoworkers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 17 at GM, Ford and Chrysler; 1 at Honda, Hyundai and Toyota.

Q: How many Chicago pols does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: F— you, what am I gettin’ outta this?

Q: How many MSM journalists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No need, Obama is the Light.

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More On Obama Bows To King

So much for the White house spin that the American president did not bow to the Saudi king.

Take a look for yourself.  Obama sure did!

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Ambulance Gone Wild

We all have faith in those who lend a helping hand.  Here is what happens when the rescue becomes more important than the victim. 

From the Fail blog.

Ambulance Fail

April 1, 2009

Tax And Spend Your Money Video

Tax and spend.  That is what the President said he will do.  Taxed Enough Already?  TEA Party!  April 15, 2009.  Tax day. 

Revolution is brewing…
This April 15th go to your local tea party! There will be tea parties in over 500 cities!
Find out where your cities tea party will be here:
http://www.taxdayteaparty.com

 Tax And Spend By Barack Obama

 April 11, 2009

National TEA Party Coming Up

National TEA Party Day April 15, 2009.  Direct from their website www.TEApartyday.com.

Are you fed up with a Congress and a president who:

  • vote for a $500 billion tax bill without even reading it? 
  • are spending trillions of borrowed dollars, leaving a debt our great-grandchildren will be paying?
  • consistently give special interest groups billions of dollars in earmarks to help get themselves re-elected?
  • want to take your wealth and redistribute it to others?
  • punish those who practice responsible financial behavior and reward those who do not?
  • admit to using the financial hurt of millions as an opportunity to push their political agenda?
  • run up trillions of dollars of debt and then sell that debt to countries such as China?
  • want government controlled health care?
  • want to take away the right to vote with a secret ballot in union elections?
  • refuse to stop the flow of millions of illegal immigrants into our country?
  • appoint a defender of child pornography to the Number 2 position in the Justice Department?
  • want to force doctors and other medical workers to perform abortions against their will?
  • want to impose a carbon tax on your electricity, gas and home heating fuels?
  • want to reduce your tax deductibility for charitable gifts?
  • take money from your family budget to pay for their federal budget?

If so, participate in the TAX Day TEA party rally, the Taxed Enough Already (TEA) party.

Map and  Locations near you. 

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White House Brings The Pizza Chef Over

Obama’s 850 mile pizza run at the Sun UK. 

Because when the man wants a deep dish pizza, he just asks the pizza maker and his staff to come on over to Washington, D.C. from  St. Louis, Missouri, to satisfy his whim.  UPI.

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Easter Weekend News From Across The Globe

It just cannot be a complete Easter, or for that matter, a weekend, without the amazing, the unusual, or the outright weird going on somewhere in this world.

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Easter Eggs Entertain

What is Easter without some Easter eggs?  Videos.  Image.

Easter Eggs!

March 20, 2008

Tiggys Rib Ticklers wants you to enjoy their Eggs with attitude.  Imagine plucking one of these finds from a hidden spot on an Easter egg hunt.  Fun. 

Image courtesy of  http://www.tiggysribticklers.com/tig2202.htm.

These chicks went to the salon and appear to have done fine from the dye job.   Actually, read here the real story about colored chicks and how it is done.

Baby Easter Chicks 

April 7, 2007

Multi-colored Easter Chicks.  I came across these chicks at a pet store in Arizona. I thought they were so cute I decided to film them.  Chick dyeing is illegal in SOME states but not all. Find out more information here:  http://lancaster.unl.edu/4H/Embryology/colorchickens.shtml.

UNL.

About Colored Chicks: Coloring embryos by injecting dye into eggs before they hatch has been practiced for years. By dyeing the chicks, we can identify the young of certain hatches or groups. Some scientists use this method to observe movements of wild birds (especially birds like ducks) after they leave the nests.

By coloring chicks, we can study how the chick’s feathers grow. The colored down (the fuzzy blue and green colors you see now) are replaced by juvenile feathers in about two weeks. You can see how the feathers change by watching the color pattern change on the baby chicks.

Dyeing by injection of the egg doesn’t affect the chick’s health, appetite, or growth. If you are considering dyeing chicks for a school project, please check with the animal health regulations in your community. This practice may or may not be allowed or be regulated.

Learn More About Coloring Chicks: From Egg to Chick, Coloring Chick Embryos. University of Illinois Urbana-Champaign

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Easter Greetings 2009

 Happy Easter to all. 

 

Christ ,our Pasch,is Risen ~Gregorian

Easter Hunt 2009

A new way to celebrate Easter.  If you want to inject some insanity into the moment, set off the Easter egg hunt and the beer hunt simultaneously.  Best with throngs of friends and family members around. 

Easter BEER Hunt

April 8, 2009