Neighborly Messages Left On The Garage Doors

Gee, even folks that live in McMansions can have the same problems as those that live in non-McMansion neighborhoods. 

One might think they are escaping a particular social strata and hence problems, by buying a home in a more affluent neighborhood. 

But think again.  Did “Movin’ on up” really occur in this neighborhood?  Where the homeowners obviously let their beloved dogs run amok in the sound department according to the neighbors, who per chance either did not vocalize their complaints adequately prior, or the homeowners did not give due consideration to the neighbors?

Are you a good neighbor?

“Ho Ho Ho, Garbage de Blanco, Shut your f—in dogs up.  Or it’s a lump of coal for u!!”
Image courtesy of www.ehowa.com via http://www.funnycracker.com/index.cfm?target=pics.cfm&view=pics2&cat=Funny&id=1456.

Photoshop Air Force One Hop Along

For all those conspiracy theorists about that Air Force One and F16 jet fighter flyover for official photos for the government at the cost of $328,835, there is one which provides the reason for that secret debacle. 

Bombshell!: Digitally Magnified Photo Of Air Force One Surfaces.  Nice Deb.

Image courtesy of http://nicedeb.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/air-force-one-obama-soros.jpg?w=450&h=294.

Texas Darlin has some Photoshop suspicions with images.  TD EXCLUSIVE: Air Force One Flyover Pic Photoshopped? [UPDATE x 3]. 

Althouse believes The Air Force 1 flight over NYC can’t possibly have been made for the purpose of taking that photograph. 

Uppity Woman offers some rationale behind the White House’s actions behind this photo op, at The Air Force One flight over Ground Zero and the infestation of Smart Dumb People in powerful roles.

Are you envious and want your very own photoshopped image of Air Force One?  Then the NY Daily News has just the set up to make your very own!   Create-your-own NYC Air Force One flyover photo … we did. 

Here’s how:

1: Copy the Air Force one photo provided at the top of this story.

2: Graft it onto your favorite family snapshot or New York City photo.

3: Upload it directly to our Web site by clicking HERE.  Choose the category: Photoshop planes.

And finally, check back tomorrow to see the results.

If you don’t have access to Photoshop, click HERE to use free Web-based software provided by Aviary.com to create your photo.

See the Photoshopped Air Force One image gallery at the NY Daily News here.

“The only official photo released by the White House of the Air Force One flyover New York/New Jersey, as photographed by accompanying F-16 jet fighter on April 27, 2009. ”
Image courtesy of http://www.whitehouse.gov/assets/photos/AF1_photo1.jpg.

Extreme Boarding Takes It Down A Volcano

Volcano boarding: Adrenaline junkies think new extreme sport is the coolest thing going at The Daily Mail.

For the skiers, snowboarders, and skateboarders.  A new and novel way of enjoying the wind in your face as you glide down a slope.  In the warm weather.

Check out Nicaragua’s Cerro Negro mountain, where cruising down at speeds up to 50 mph from the plus 2000 feet above sea level elevation, can make anyone’s heart race. 

Check out these extreme “surfers” burning it all the way down.   Click here for more images.

 
Image courtesy of Barcroft media via http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1178850/Volcano-boarding-Adrenaline-junkies-think-new-extreme-sport-coolest-thing-going.html .

The Man And The Eagle Named Freedom

Email in circulation.

For the animal lovers.  The Man and The Eagle.  Awesome.  An absolutely beautiful story.  Also at the Magic Link and Daily Puppy.

Freedom and Jeff

Mothers Day May 10, 2009

For all the mothers of the world who have brought forth precious life, nurtured, and cultivated with all the wherewithal and love, Happy Mother’s Day!

Back by popular demand.  Mommy’s little helper.

Mommy’s Little Helper

June 6, 2006

The Geography Of A Woman And A Man

Email in circulation.

The analogies with geography are hilarious.  The geography of a woman and a man.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

• Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
• Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe , well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
• Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
• Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
• Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
• Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war and doesn’t make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
• Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
• After 70, she becomes Tibet , wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages . . . only those with an adventurous spirit and  thirst for spiritual knowledge visit there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

• Between 1 and 70, a man is like Iran …ruled by nuts.

See:

• http://www.gifs.net/image/Computers_and_Technology/Email/Email_11/1877

No Digging Before Using The One-Call System

Email in circulation.

 

Scorching the earth and self is probably on no one’s wish list.  But it is certainly a possibility.  Never forget that digging in the yard is not innocuous.  Potential Consequences Of Ignoring The One-Call System.  Know what lies below.  Call before you dig.  Each state has a different contact number that can be found in your respective telephone book.  Or internet search engine. 

Go to Puklt to see the images which will emblazon the lesson.  Also at Adam Remer.

Potential Consequences Of Ignoring The One-Call System. 

The guy who did this below and anyone else helping him surely did not survive. You just never know what you are going to find when you go poking around below the surface. I thought we could all learn a little about safety from this dramatic event. Just because you think you are in the “middle of nowhere” does not mean there is not something there. 

The pictures below are a result of a guy using a post hole digger without calling for a “locate” …he hit an underground intra-state cross country natural gas pipe. 

This is what a high pressure gas main is capable of…

Click here to see the rest of the images.

 Image courtesy of http://www.pukit.com/drupal/content/check-before-you-dig.

“Call before you dig.”
Image courtesy of http://www.pipeline101.com/PipelinesYou/onecall.html.

When Kids Help In The Kitchen

Children. What a joy.  Sometimes.

Mommy’s little helper at the kitchen sink.

Mommy’s Little Helper

June 6, 2006

Calling The Welcome Wagon For Gitmo

Yes.  You heard right.  Gitmo detainees are coming soon, to a neighborhood near you. 

Remember this?

The Detainees – 9/11

May 7, 2009

These people will soon become your neighbors!  So call out the Welcome Wagon today!

Guantanamo Bay Terrorists: Coming to a Neighborhood Near You?

May 5, 2009

Or if you prefer, find out about the Keep The Terrorists Out of America.  You might sleep better at night if the Act becomes a reality.

Hat tip, Flopping Aces and No Sheeples Here.

See:

• http://www.floppingaces.net/2009/05/07/republicans-fight-against-obamas-terrorist-release-program/
• http://nosheepleshere.blogspot.com/2009/05/never-again-guantanamo-detainees-should.html
• http://www.gop.gov/detainees/news/09/05/07/keep-terrorists-out-of-america-act

Big Dog Consumes Stolen Toy Dog

And this is what happens when a dog-napping occurs.  And the big dog wants to keep it all under wraps.  Until the tummy ache and the x-ray give him up. 

It’s a dog eat dog world at The Metro UK.  Both dogs survived.  Including the mini plastic dog who was rescued via surgical removal. 

Image courtesy of http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Its_a_dog_eat_dog_world&in_article_id=650615&in_page_id=34.

 See:

• http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?Its_a_dog_eat_dog_world&in_article_id=650615&in_page_id=34