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Also found at Rebel Angel.
Even if you didn’t grow up Catholic, you’ll appreciate this one….
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, ‘Your Grace’.”
The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say “Your Eminence.”
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle “Well…..?” She replies, “My son is a gorgeous, 6’4″, hard bodied, well endowed, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women say, “My God.”
See:
- http://rebelangel.homestead.com/FourCatholicLadies.html
- http://www.gifs.net/gif/index.php3?n=subcat_images.php3&id=40&start=0&end=20&cat_name=Email
Love it!
The only thing I can say is my son is a slacker and when he walks into the room they call him…slacker. sigh.
N, one day will come when he will turn the corner and walk the path of success.
Or he’ll turn the corner and ask, “Where the hell am I…and can I borrow a few bucks?”