Monthly Archives: June 2010

Looks From Emergency Room Doctors That Make You Wonder

Reposted now that the link is fixed.  

If your doctors first impression looks like this….  Deviant Bastard.

Click here to see the look on their faces. 

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Geyser Car Wash

Guess the driver does not have to worry about washing the car now. 


“Splish splash crash.”
Image courtesy of http://www.hahastop.com/pictures/Splish_Splash_Crash.htm.

To Manicure Or Not

In search of an emergency manicure appointment.  For that Saturday evening amorous session.  Hot red, of course. 

Pedicure to embellish the new sandals, too. 


“Gross fingernails.”
Image courtesy of http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/10/Funny_Pictures_800.htm.

Flummox Those With All The Answers

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Kids driving you crazy?  Give ‘em these little conundrums to keep them busy for a while. 

Better yet, muse over these at Happy Hour, and see what your beer buddies have to say.

Also at Nupathz.

  1.  Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
  2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
  4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
  5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack?
  6. Why does “slow down” and “slow up” mean the same thing?
  7. Why does “fat chance” and “slim chance” mean the same thing?
  8. Why do “tug” boats push their barges?
  9. Why do we sing “Take me out to the ball game” when we are already there?
  10. Why are they called ” stands” when they are made for sitting?
  11. Why is it called “after dark” when it really is “after light”?
  12. Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
  13. Why are a “wise man” and a “wise guy” opposites?
  14. Why do “overlook” and “oversee” mean opposite things?
  15. Why is “phonics” not spelled the way it sounds?
  16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
  17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
  20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
  21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
  22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
  23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
  24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren’t we clean when we use them?
  25. Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
  27. Christmas – What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
  28. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway ?

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Arizona Governor Promises Courtroom Showdown On Illegal Immigration Bill

Arizona’s Gov. Jan Brewer to President Obama: ‘We’ll see you in court’ to defend immigration law.  NY Daily News.

“Mr. President, we need our borders secured,” she told CNN‘s John King on Tuesday night. “How can we work together to get it done? We need your help.”

The President has called Arizona’s anti-illegal immigration effort “misguided,” and the Attorney General has raised the possibility of filing a lawsuit to stop it.

If that happens, Brewer told CNN: “We’ll see [Obama] in court.”

“I have a pretty good record of winning in court,” she added.

Brewer.  A woman on a mission to address the problems plaguing her state.  At the behest of Arizona constituents.  71% in Arizona Now Support State’s New Immigration Law.

Cool.  Steely.  Fierce. 

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LA School Board Votes To Condemn AZ Immigration Law And Begin Teaching It is Un-American

Los Angeles Students to Be Taught That Arizona Immigration Law Is Un-American.  Fox.

Could this have any association?

About 73 percent of the students in the school district are Latino.

Now that should not have any bearing with the facts of the law.  The schools should neither contradict the constitution which guarantees state’s rights.

LA public schools should stick with education, and stay out of the politics of another state.

Just as Jane Barnett, Chairman, Los Angeles County Republican Party noted.  The priorities of the school district should focus more on education, not editorialize politics.

This is ridiculous, it’s ridiculous for us to be involved in Arizona law.  There is a 50 percent dropout rate in some parts of the school district—is this going to keep kids in school?

Ironically.

“It is a sad day in America when the rights guaranteed under the U.S. Constitution are trampled upon under the color of law and authority,” said LAUSD Board Member Martinez. “Everyone, regardless of their status in the United States, has the right to equal protection under our laws. These Arizona laws are nothing but a knee-jerk backlash resulting from the lack of a comprehensive and well thought out immigration reform policy.”

Perhaps they fear the massive upwelling of newly arrived students from Arizona,  that will strain their educational system. 

Nah.

Even L.A. County votes to boycott Arizona over immigration law.  LA Times. 

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Cut Down Power Poles Is One Sure Fire Way To Be Rescued

Lost man cuts down power poles, gets help.  UPI.

That is what you can do in the middle of ice in Canada, and cannot find your way out of the wilderness.

The gobs of folks who suddenly have their electricity cut, will certainly take notice and summon crews to investigate.  And thus, a rescue for the lost human beaver.

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50 Year Old Easily Carries Refrigerator Over His Head

 Not too bad for a 50 year old.  Indeed!

Old Man Lifts Fridge Over His Head

 

May 19, 2010

When Your Doctor Looks At You Like This

LINK FIXED!!!

If your doctors first impression looks like this….  Deviant Bastard.

Click here to see the look on their faces. 

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Presidency Spirals And Flails On Gulf Disaster And Stonewalling

Barack Obama’s credibility hits rock bottom after oil spill and Sestak scandal.  Telegraph.

Truth be told.

When any political leader feels they have to declare that they are “fully engaged” in an issue, it is clear that they are in trouble.

On that dissertation that went on ad nauseum, in classic Obama style. 

During those 63 minutes of soporific verbosity, about 800 barrels of oil poured into the Gulf.

Clueless about the firing which eventually became a resignation of director Elizabeth Birbaum of the Department of Interior Minerals Management Service.  A group where corrupting influence of meals and tickets to sporting events were given to inspectors.  The federal group responsible for oversight of oil companies offshore drilling.  As the BP oil well blowout in the Gulf of Mexico continues to spill oil in the America’s worst oil leak disaster.

“I don’t know the circumstances in which this occurred”.

Skirting the issue repeatedly, incapable of answering a simple question on the job offered to Representative Joe Sestak in exchange for dropping out of a Pennsylvania Democratic primary against incumbent Senator Arlen Specter. An offer that could well be illegal.

“there will be an official response shortly on the Sestak issue”.

Now the White House admits pushing Sestak to drop Senate bid.  Reuters.

The stain indelible.


Disaster.”
Image courtesy of xilefregnu via http://www.freakingnews.com/Week-in-Pictures-May-3-9-Pictures–2880-0.asp.

The  flailing is obvious.   “Pool diving fail.”

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