Dream For A Phlebotomist

Do ya think the lab technician has a hard time drawing this guy’s blood for tests?

Click here for freaky big view.

“Veigny.”
Image courtesy of http://www.lolpix.com/pictures/10/Funny_Pictures_807.htm.

Scavengers In The Waters

Underwater Scavengers Time Lapse.  Thinks You Don’t See On TV. 

This is why we never find dead bodies in the ocean. 

Interesting 1 minute video on the actitives of the scavengers below waters’ surface.  Remember it the next time you go swimming in the ocean.

See:

• http://www.whatthefudge.tv/videos/too_cool/underwater_scavengers_time_lapse

Parking Meter 75th Anniversary

Worth Celebrating? The Parking Meter Turns 75.  WSJ.  Born in Oklahoma City on July 16, 1935.

Oklahoma City site of first parking meter

November 3, 2007

Now you know someone had to come up with a bypass operation.  Happy 75th!

How to Hack a Parking Meter

July 10, 2009

See:

• http://blogs.wsj.com/drivers-seat/2010/07/17/worth-celebrating-the-parking-meter-turns-75/

Nervous Laughter Contagious

Is laughter infectious?

if you laugh you are a very bad person

December 7, 2006

Ibex Gives A Piece Of His Mind Too

Almost could pass for a human couple arguing.  What with all that huffing and puffing, snorting and spitting.

Don’t argue with an ibex

July 8, 2010

Hoola Hoops Make A Comeback

Hoola Hoops back in style. 

“Bike delivery.”
Image courtesy of http://www.cantparkthere.com/pictures/Bike_Delivery.htm.

Retromercial: Frisbee and Hula Hoop

November 18, 2007

 

Coffee Cups From Styrofoam Tree

Frugal use of those cups from the styrofoam tree encouraged.

“For your convenience.  Cups are provided, please remember!!!!!  CUPS ARE MADE FROM TREES.  So only use one and put your nme on it.”
Image courtesy of http://www.yeah-oops.com/pic/show.php?img=23203_PleaseRemember.jpg.html.

Retro Video Games Revisted Using Candles And Stop Motion Animation

Retro video games come alive in a quick revisit with candles.  Using stop motion animation.

Amazing Fire Animation! (reupload, read description!)

June 30, 2010

Zen Teachings For Sublime Thinkers

Email in circulation.

ZEN Teachings.  Also found at Poetic Expressions.

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just leave me alone.
2. Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you aren’t getting any.
3. No one is listening until you fart.
4. Always remember you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
6. If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
8. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
11. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.
13. Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
14. Good judgment comes from bad experience … And most of that comes from bad judgment.
15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
17. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
18. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse…. Then things just keep getting worse.
20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

See:

• http://www.poeticexpressions.co.uk/ZenTeachings.htm
• http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Computers_and_Technology/Email/email_8.gif

Man Boobs With A Smile

Kudos to this brave dude who has excellent self-confidence.  And a great sense of humor. 

Not only to bare it, but to poke fun at it.  Click for biggie.

“Nice smile.”
Image courtesy of http://www.allweirdpics.com/pictures/Nice_Smile.htm.