Monthly Archives: August 2010

Republicans Circling Election Opportunity

Dorsal Fins Surround White House.  NR. 

Indeed. 

An indication on August 30, 2010.   GOP Takes Unprecedented 10-Point Lead on Generic Ballot.  Gallup.

How come?  The Dems up for reelection are dropping like insects when the Raid can is sprayed.  No one wants to be associated by contaminated antennae and legs

The pathetic economy, the increasing jobless and unemployment, the spiraling federal deficit, and the partisan health care reform legislation that continues to surprise and amaze all with increasing costs and inevitable diminished services when more people are insured by increasing taxes.  And now, there isn’t enough hope and change in the Kool-Aid being sold on the corner anymore.

Obama has lost his connection with the American people. He’s aloof without inspiring confidence. On issue after issue — terrorism, immigration, the oil spill, the environment, and the Ground Zero mosque — he seems determined to craft his responses in a way that will annoy the most people possible. 

Almost like fingernails on a chalkboard.

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Promising Change May Have Different Outcome Than Expected

Email in circulation

 

There’s an old sea story about a ship’s Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, “Aye, aye sir, I’ll see to it immediately!”

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, “The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear.” He continued, “Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz. Now GET TO IT!”

THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS: Someone may come along and promise “Change”, but don’t count on things smelling any better.

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Another Option In Clearing Airport Security

Ever get that repeated annoying beep at the airport metal detector?  And you don’t have any metal left on you that hasn’t already been stripped off?

Well this man’s frustrations triggered a real world solution on the spot.  The only hazard, radiation from the x-ray machine without covering sensitive parts like his eyes, and gems like his …

Nowadays with full body x-ray scanners, this method should be obsolete.  

Man finds alternative way through the beeping airport security

February 14, 2009

Hat tip, The Consumerist.

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Beautiful High Heels At The Price Of Stressing The Lower Extremity

High Heels Cause Long-Term Damage.  Discovery News.

  • Increased inner knee stress and load setting the stage for osteoarthritis and joint degeneration.
  • Shortens calf muscles and leads to stiffening and thicker Achilles tendons, leading to decreased tendon excursion.

And rightly so, Heels.com asks the difficult perennial question.  Shoes as Art? Or for Walking?  That is a toughie.  Shoes can range from the sensible to sheer beauty and refinement. 

It’s all well and good to buy that last oh-so-perfect dress on the rack, even though it is 4 sizes too small. I mean you can admire it from your closet right? Hang it up like a piece of art? No?

I would say it is the same with a beautiful pair of shoes that are simply too high for comfort.


“Beautiful shoes.”
Image courtesy of http://heelsandthequeencity.heels.com/2010/02/shoes-as-art-or-for-walking/.

Ladies, do the right thing after sashaying about in those exquisite beauties.   Take off those heels sometime , stretch out those muscles, and take some stress off the knees.

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Louisiana Gives Obama Worse Opinion Than Bush On Crisis Management

Gulf officials hope Obama speech can help finish Katrina repairs.  The Hill.  Yes, that would be great.

Five years after Hurricane Katrina annihilated the Gulf Coast, another president will be making an appearance in the area of devastation. 

George Bush went.  His anemic and slow response caused a backlash of criticism and a branding of inept presidential leadership that continues to haunt him today.  But not really!  That was soooooo yesterday.   All is awash, a faded fleeting opinion actually.  Now that Super Obama has arrived!


“Super Obama.”
Image courtesy of http://www.freakingnews.com/News-in-Pictures-February-11-17-Pictures–1820.asp.

Polling on the Spill.  Public Policy Polling.  Total tally in PDF.

Only 32% give Obama good marks for his actions in the aftermath of the spill, while 61% disapprove.

Louisianans are feeling more and more that George W. Bush’s leadership on Katrina was better than Obama’s on the spill. 54% think Bush did the superior job of helping the state through a crisis to 33% who pick Obama. That 21 point margin represents a widening since PPP asked the same question in June and found Bush ahead by a 15 point margin. Bush beats Obama 87-2 on that score with Republicans and 42-30 with independents, while Obama has just a 65-24 advantage with Democrats.

No one ever thought that anyone else could spiral downwards faster or far worse.  But alas, Super Obama has arrived to take the top honor.  Via the Gulf oil spill.  As fast as Bush’s polling numbers dropped, Obama’s numbers  went fast and furious. 


“Hypnosis.”
Image courtesy of http://whyfiles.org/shorties/061hypnosis/.

Ironically, he will use the Katrina anniversary to deflect attention to the needs of the region to accelerate Katrina associated repairs.   No amount of hypnosis will work though, as he continues to draw attention to his own failure in responding and effectively addressing the Gulf oil spill. 

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Trespassing Pigeon Territory

There is a reason why you shouldn’t feed the pigeons.

Just beyond sight, lurks the king pigeon.


“Big pigeon is big.”
Image courtesy of http://senorgif.com/2010/07/20/funny-gif-big-pigeon-is-big/.

Sneaky Amnesty Plan For Illegal Immigrants Has Slowly Been Engaged

Obama Administration Must Enforce America’s Immigration Laws.  Or so America would expect the Executive branch of the government to adhere to the laws in place.

Sneaky amnesty for illegal immigrants?  Decide for yourself.  The Heritage Foundation has an excellent piece discussing the need for immigration enforcement, yet the real illegal immigration agenda emanating straight from the White House today.   

First, the Obama Administration fundamentally changed the contours of the Section 287(g) program that empowered state and local law enforcement to enforce federal immigration law. Though only a “revision,” the new policy placed unnecessary new financial and administrative burdens on states and localities. It further limited the ability of state and local law enforcement to check the immigration status of those arrested to individuals arrested for “serious offenses.”

Next, the Obama Administration failed to develop any coherent border security policy, even as it moved away from the gains made in the last few years of the Bush Administration. After the White House dismantled the SBInet program and ceased any new physical fence work, the void left the border as porous as ever. A move to put 1,200 National Guard troops at the border was more politics than substance, as Guard troops are severely limited in their ability to assist the Border Patrol beyond administrative and maintenance duties. While this decision may have made sense in previous years where the simple lack of Border Patrol manpower hindered its ability to secure the border, a robust recruitment program by the Bush Administration has left the Border Patrol much better staffed.

Then, the President himself sat in silence as Mexican President Felipe Caldron lectured to Americans from the Rose Garden, chastising them for their lack of interest in subsidizing the Mexican economy through remittances or absorbing its poorest citizens. Never mind that Calderon’s own failed policies have failed to create economic opportunities for his people at home, let alone stem the horrific violence now spilling over into the U.S.

Still worse, the Obama Administration abandoned worksite enforcement policies that resulted in record levels of arrests, deportations, and penalties against scofflaw employers and replaced it with a “soft” audit process that allows illegal immigrants to remain in the U.S. In some cases, the Administration is releasing illegal immigrants apprehended with temporary work permits.

To the surprise of no one, the Administration then sued the state of Arizona to stop it from enforcing its own laws dealing with illegal immigrants within its jurisdiction. Regardless of whether Arizona eventually prevails (which it likely will), the lawsuit itself will certainly chill action by other states, especially during such austere times when paying large legal bills is an unattractive option.

Finally, over the last month, reports indicate that an internal U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) memorandum blatantly advised the leadership at USCIS—and, presumably, Secretary Janet Napolitano—to simply ignore the law. According to reports, the memo advised officials not to issue “Notice to Appear” letters to those illegal immigrants who did not have another avenue to use to delay their deportation. In conjunction with that memo, it was uncovered that Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) has begun to review and dismiss cases of non-criminal illegal immigrants, which will allow those illegal immigrants to remain in America.

Sadly, we see the reality being dictated from above down to ICE.  Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents are being told to freely let illegal immigrants into the United States, as long as they have no criminal cases pending. 

New Immigration Policy to Halt Some Illegal Immigrant Deportations.  Fox.  A memo was released August 20, 2010 directing the ICE agents to dismiss deportation proceedings against illegals who are married or have a U.S. citizen or legal resident who has filed a petition on their behalf.  No criminal, serious, or adverse issues though. 

Sen. Chuck Grassley, R-Iowa, likened the change to a “free pass” for illegal immigrants, a characterization federal authorities denied.

A Department of Homeland Security official told Fox News that the new policy was designed in July 2009 to improve docket efficiency.

The Feds will certainly be able to clear their dockets now.  Instead of doing their job, backlog and all, they would rather just let them in.  Then it makes them look like they are working doing something.

Indeed.  Something illegal in and of itself.  Violating federal laws already in place by ignoring them.  Laws that apply to everyone.  The Executive branch of the U.S. government included. 

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Obama Administration Withdraws Prosecution Of USS Cole Terrorist

Administration halts prosecution of alleged USS Cole bomber.  WP.

Al-Qaeda suicide bomber rams bomb boat against U.S. Navy ship in Yemen, gouges a giant hole in ship, kills 17 people, injures dozens more, doesn’t die himself, is captured, and is this close to prosecution after almost 10 years.

And then.

The Obama administration decides it does not want to play anymore.  No more legal proceedings.    No excuse. 

the Justice Department said that “no charges are either pending or contemplated with respect to [Abd al-Rahim]al-Nashiri in the near future.”

Just like that.  Withdrawal. 

Certainly is a far cry from Pentagon to Seek Death Penalty for ‘Mastermind’ in 2000 USS Cole Bombing in June 2008.  Fox. 

Sounds like someone doesn’t want to go after a terrorist in a military tribunal.  Wouldn’t want to mess up the chance of taking the other Guantanamo terrorists through civilian trials later.   

“It’s politics at this point,” said one military official…

The CIA roughed up the guy in interrogation.  Waterboarding, gun and electric drill threats.  Must be nicey nicey now.   Don’t want anything non-nicey coming out at trial.  Just wrecks that faux concerned sheen. 

So keep the guy locked up.  No charges.  Out of sight, out of mind.

Except for all the maimed and the relatives of the dead. 

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Arizona Legal Brief On SB 1070 Filed With Appeals Court

Brewer files brief appealing SB 1070 ruling.  Arizona Central.

Governor Jan Brewer of Arizona is stepping up to the plate again.  A legal brief has been filed to uplift the portions of Arizona SB 1070 that Judge Susan Bolton placed on hold. 

The four critical parts suspended by the Fed’s injunction.

  1. Requiring an officer make a reasonable attempt to determine the immigration status of a person stopped, detained or arrested if there’s reasonable suspicion they’re in the country illegally; requiring the immigration status of any person arrested to be determined before the person can be released.
  2. Creating a crime of failure to apply for or carry “alien-registration papers.”
  3. Allowing for a warrantless arrest of a person where there is probable cause to believe they have committed a public offense that makes them removable from the U.S.
  4. Making it a crime for illegal immigrants to solicit, apply for or perform work.

The rationale.

Brewer’s argument to the appeals court is that Bolton “abused her discretion,” used the wrong legal standard to make her decision and based that decision on plaintiffs’ claims of hypothetical and speculative harm instead of real harm that would occur if SB 1070 were enacted.

Arizona Hits Back at Immigration Ruling.  Fox. 

“The decision to suspend portions of SB 1070 has caused irreparable harm to the safety and well-being of Arizona’s citizens who continue to suffer every day that the federal government refuses to do its job,” Brewer said in a written statement.

Let’s hope a state’s right to enact a law to protect itself can go ahead unimpeded.  Particularly when the law enacted runs parallel to federal law in place already.  Interestingly, if the federal goverment would do its job, then there would be no need for the state of Arizona be standing up for its rights like this now. 

Arizona SB1070 as amended by HB2162 PDF. 

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Professor Seeks God With Marine In Classroom

Email in circulation

Also at Free Republic.

If you don’t know GOD, don’t make stupid remarks.

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.  He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, “GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform… I’ll give you exactly 15 min.”

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, “Here I am GOD, I’m still waiting.”

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, “What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?”

The Marine calmly replied, “GOD was too busy today protecting America ‘s soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me.”

The classroom erupted in cheers!

THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!

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