Monthly Archives: October 2010

It Went To The Wrong Email Address

Joke of the day.

Today’s lesson on being careful.  Also at Very Funny Jokes.

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. 

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. 

The widow decided to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.

The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: May 16, 2010
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I’ve seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!! 

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Bobbing For Floaties

A new twist on bobbing for apples.

Coming up empty, but enjoying it for all it’s worth. 


“Kid sticks head in toilet bowl.”
Image courtesy of http://www.gifbin.com/984674.

  

 

What Took The U.S. 214 Years To Create Only Took Obama Less Than 2 Years

It’s Official: Obama Has Now Borrowed $3 Trillion.  CNS News.

He must feel so proud of himself.  Why it only took him  less than 2 years, what it took this country 214 years to do!

Obama administration has now borrowed $3 trillion, according to the U.S. Treasury Department.

It took from 1776, when the United States became an independent country, until 1990, the year after the Berlin Wall fell signaling victory in the Cold War, for the federal government to accumulate a total of $3 trillion in debt, according to the Treasury Department. It only took from Jan. 20, 2009, the day President Barack Obama was inaugurated, until Oct. 15, 2010, for the Obama administration to add $3 trillion to the federal debt.

The overall debt of the federal government, according to the Treasury Department, is now $13.666 trillion.

One thing no one will ever be able to call Obama is a sendthrift.  Remember your taxpayer dollars blew out the door under his term.

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Remembering Democrat’s Brand Of Faux Magic At The Polls

Obama’s Lost Magic.  Der Spiegel.

That headline summarizes the issue well.  This is generous.

Two years on from his historic election victory, US President Barack Obama is trying to recover his lost magic as defeat for the Democrats looms in the midterm elections. But he is no longer the man he used to be, and his window of opportunity has passed.

The rest of the article attempts to defend Obama, his goals, and his performance.  This is far-fetched.  It is this very premise that duped a lot of people into voting for The One whose tangible experience begged support for his candidacy, and left a relative vacuum.

he needs to create the illusion that it is indeed possible to reclaim your youth and your dreams, and that mistakes can be corrected

And pigs can fly, right?  Um, no.  He does not need to create any illusions.  He needs to effect change to correct the damage he has done to America so far.  But since that does not seem within his capabilities or goals, nor within those of his Democratic brethren who he strong armed into supporting his radical left wing agenda, then they all rightfully deserve to be removed from elected office.  For failing to represent their constituents’ views in such callous and selfish ways.   


“Shove your agenda down our throats in 09!  And we ’We the people’ will shove your agenda up your a$$ in 2010.” 
Image courtesy of http://www.votethemouttoday.com/poster.html.

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Eleven Reasons Democrats Do Not Deserve Your Vote

Election Day is coming up November 2, 2010.   Pay attention to who you support in the voting booth The video shows those who were elected before, and their proud service  in office captured for all to see. 

This November.

Remember the arrogance. 

Remember the disrespect.

Remember the ignorance.

Remember in November. 

11 Reasons to Vote for Democrats in November

June 28, 2010

Obamacare Will Reform Doctors Out Of Private Practice And Cheapen The Product

Killing Marcus Welby How ObamaCare stifles private practices NYP. 

Obama’s health-care czar, Nancy Ann DeParle, laid bare this financial coercion. Writing recently in the “Annals of Internal Medicine,” she said that “the economic forces put in motion by [the Obama health-care plan] are likely to lead to vertical organization of providers and accelerate physician employment by hospitals and aggregation into larger physician groups.” Physicians, she said, “that accept the challenge will be rewarded in the future payment system” as ObamaCare ”reforms” how doctors are paid under Medicare.

The term “reform” is highly suspect.  Medicare is already notoriously known to pay doctors very little.  So little, that many are abandoning the program and not taking Medicare patients at all!  Therefore, whatever payment that somehow will magically be better than current reimbursements, where there is inability to at least break even, is unlikely to encourage doctors to participate in the Obamacare version of Medicare, let alone give them enticement to work with an even leaner Medicare spectrum of covered benefits.       

The Obama plan contains other economic forces that will drive such “vertical integration” in which doctors become employees of hospitals and health plans. For one, under ObamaCare, health plans will see their revenue (premiums) and costs (medical benefits) largely fixed by government regulation. So the only way health plans can improve their profits is by cheapening the product that they provide, in other words, holding down the cost of the health coverage that they offer.

In turn, the only way to cheapen health coverage is to control the medical services consumers can access. The only way to tightly control the use of medical services is to exert more leverage over the doctors who order the tests and treatments. That means health plans will need to maintain tight networks of providers to exert more control over doctors — or else own the physicians outright. So expect to see health plans doing their own “vertical integration” — buying out medical practices, just like hospitals are doing.

The long and the short of it is that Obamacare will clamp down on doctors and essentially force them into networks that will control our care even more than they do today, pay less for it, and ultimately ration our care by limiting choices and options further.   


“‘The doctor will see you… …next year.  National health care means rationed health care.”
Image courtesy of http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/2009/06/more_obamacare.html.

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Senator Chooses Between Heaven And Hell

 Joke of the day.

Also found at WWWomen.

While walking down the street one day a corrupt Senator was tragically hit by a car and died.

His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

“Welcome to heaven,” says St. Peter. “Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we’re not sure what to do with you.”

“No problem, just let me in,” says the Senator..

“Well, I’d like to, but I have orders from the higher ups. What we’ll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity.”

“Really?, I’ve made up my mind. I want to be in heaven,” says the Senator.

“I’m sorry, but we have our rules.”

And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell.

The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and there politicians who had worked with him.

Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.

They played a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and the finest champagne.

Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who is having a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are all having such a good time that before the Senator realizes it, it is time to go.

Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises…

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens in heaven where St. Peter is waiting for him, “Now it’s time to visit heaven..”

So, 24 hours passed with the Senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.

“Well… then, you’ve spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity.”

The Senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: “Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell.”

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell..

Now the doors of the elevator open and he’s in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.

The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulders.

“I don’t understand,” stammers the Senator. “Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there’s just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened? “

The devil smiles at him and says, “Yesterday we were campaigning, Today, you voted…”

Vote wisely on November 2, 2010! 

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When A President Suffocates American Business

It started out with Ken Langone, one of the four partners who created Home Depot in 1979.   Langone, the third generation grandson of immigrants,  helped build I-495, the  Long Island Expressway through New York, as a construction worker.  Years later, he rose to become the director of the New York Stock Exchange.  His experience in construction, the desire to bring quality do-it-yourself materials to the public affordably with his partners, saw Home Depot sprout up across America.  

Despite the challenges that face business start-ups, Home Depot flourished.  Nowadays, Langone believes the burgeoning regulatory environment and policies raining down on business directly out of Washington D.C., are choking the entrepreneurial spirit.  The one that sustains America.  He addressed his concerns to President Barack Obama, after his response to him at a recent town hall meeting.   

Stop Bashing Business, Mr. President.  WSJ. 

For more than two years the country has listened to your sharp rhetoric about how American businesses are short-changing workers, fleecing customers, cheating borrowers, and generally “driving the economy into a ditch,” to borrow your oft-repeated phrase.

My question to you was why, during a time when investment and dynamism are so critical to our country, was it necessary to vilify the very people who deliver that growth? Instead of offering a straight answer, you informed me that I was part of a “reckless” group that had made “bad decisions” and now required your guidance, if only I’d stop “resisting” it.

Your insistence that your policies are necessary and beneficial to business is utterly at odds with what you and your administration are saying elsewhere.

That short-sighted wavering—between condescending encouragement one day and hostile disparagement the next—creates uncertainty that, as any investor could tell you, causes economic paralysis. That’s because no one can tell what to expect next.

Indeed, businesses flourish when steady and supportive business policy flows from the government.  For any type of work to thrive, a complementary environment is requisite.  Businesses already must adhere to a host of rules and regulations and pay taxes in various forms, to remain law-abiding and in compliance.  But they must also be profitable to sustain employees and improve and expand the business.  Dedication to the goal of making a business successful is fundamental.  Experience can accelerate and expand the peaks, and lessen the troughs in any line of work, by minimizing poor and costly decisions to the organization.  Thus, experience is a critical factor in a successful business.   

Let’s go back to assess that executive experience that Obama proclaimed while campaigning in 2008.  The experience he believed was sufficient for leader of America.  In fact, his expereince was that of community organizer for the likes of ACORN.  Fresh out of law school, Bill Ayers, the self-admitted terrorist of the Weathermen Underground that was responsible for bombings of federal buildings like the Pentagon, the U.S. Capitol, and others, hired Obama for his brainchild of the Chicago Annenberg Challenge.  Recall, CAC was a public school reform project of the late 1990′s designed to improve educational achievement.  Obama was in charge of the grant process to make sure the goal was met?  So did public school students improve achievement?  Did Obama at the helm of  a near $100 million granting project, take money and translate it into tangible education improvement?

Obama’s Challenge.  NRO. 

The Chicago Annenberg Challenge stands as Barack Obama’s most important executive experience to date. By its own account, CAC was a largely a failure. And a series of critical evaluations point to reasons for that failure, including a poor strategy, to which the foundation over-committed in 1995, and over-reliance on community organizers with insufficient education expertise. The failure of CAC thus raises entirely legitimate questions, both about Obama’s competence, his alliances with radical community organizers, and about Ayers’s continuing influence over CAC and its board, headed by Obama. Above all, by continuing to fund Ayers’s personal projects, and those of his political-educational allies, Obama was lending moral and material support to Ayers’s profoundly radical efforts.

Do not forget Obama and Ayers Pushed Radicalism On Schools.  WSJ.  He did cut his teeth working with ACORN after graduation from law school.  Recall, instead of seeking legal work on Wall Street like many of his Harvard Law School graduates, he instead chose to pursue community organizing in Chicago.  Business acumen likely benefits those who choose the business avenue, which can translate into effective real world results, particularly in the high stakes Wall Street environs.  Obama wove himself into the fabric of community organizing such as ACORN, where it is easier to hide and camouflage performance amongst many, without the overhanging responsibility of delivering results.    

Mr. Obama once conducted “leadership training” seminars with Acorn, and Acorn members also served as volunteers in Mr. Obama’s early campaigns. External partners like the South Shore African Village Collaborative and the Dual Language Exchange focused more on political consciousness, Afrocentricity and bilingualism than traditional education. CAC’s in-house evaluators comprehensively studied the effects of its grants on the test scores of Chicago public-school students. They found no evidence of educational improvement.

$100 million of someone else’s money is a a substantial amount to be investing without demonstrating tangible results.  A businessman with investors must demonstate positive results to people who have put their own cash on the line.  But the disconnect  between understanding basic economics and responsible stewardship of other folks’ cash is crystal clear. 

Linda Chavez: Obama has no clue about entrepreneurship.  WE. 

The “shovel-ready” comments were all salesmanship and no substance.

The president’s problem is that he has neither experience in, nor understanding of, the private economy. He has worked exclusively in the nonprofit and government sector.

When entrepreneurs fail, they’ve lost their own money and that of investors who have freely chosen to take the risk.

Government programs, however, play with other people’s money — since government has no money of its own. When government programs fail, the consequences aren’t born by the people making the decisions but by the taxpayers.

When you have your own skin in the game, there is a vested interest in delivering high-yeilding performance.  When it is someone else’s money, it is very easy to throw caution to the wind. 

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Sharron Angle Exposes Harry Reid’s Jobs Policy In Nevada Senate Debate

Reid: Shovel-Ready.  IBD.

An elected official who so clearly fails to comprehend basic economics, is not fit to serve office.

Reid took aim at Angle’s statement that it’s not the job of a senator to create jobs. “What she’s talking about is extreme,” he said.

“Harry Reid,” she replied sharply, “it’s your job to create policies” that lead to the creation of private-sector jobs that create wealth, not government jobs that consume wealth.

 
“Old man digging with shovel.”
Image courtesy of http://www.bigoo.ws/Images/peoples-gif/Old-Man-Digging-w-Shovel-237586.htm. 

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Rasmussen Finds Out Government Too Powerful And Wasteful

61% of Adults think the federal government has too much power and money. 

Perhaps that’s no surprise since 66% believe America is overtaxed

While in the voter’s booth, remember what the government does with your money.  


Re”Money burning animation.”
Image courtesy of http://mindmillion.com/MONEY/money_animated_gif.htm.