Lightning In Slow Motion

Just a little reminder that nature can evoke awe and amazement with deathly consequences.   

Awesome Slow-motion lightning!

August 09, 2008

Passenger In Wayward Vehicle Could Care Less

Bad drivers are everywhere.  Their selfish actions raise the ire of those around them.  See?

This dude cut me off on the freeway today and his bitch leaned out of the passenger window to laugh at me…luckily I caught her on my cell phone.

Click here to catch a glimpse of the mockery.

See:

• http://imgur.com/o2wzq

Thermal Flatulence Exposed

It’s bad enough to inadvertently inhale some of the gaseous stuff. 

Maybe if we could see thermally, we could be better prepared to escape those silent methane explosions many try to sneak out.

“Thermal fart.”
Image courtesy of http://imgur.com/JJ7gj.

Cat Maneuvers Pet Door

Where there’s a will, there’s a way.

Cat learns the proper way to use a pet door.

Kitteh vs. Door

February 04, 2011

Farting As The World Watches

Flatulence.  It can be such a problem.  Don’t even mention inopportune times. 

Imagine if you were one of these people.

“Did Phillip Fart?”
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“fart.”
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Request For Egyptian Rioters

ElBaradei: Egypt protests could get “more vicious”.  Reuters.

Petrol bombs thrown at protest near Egypt Museum.  Reuters.

Looters smash treasures and mummies in Egyptian Museum.  Yahoo.

Egypt is in turmoil, with many rioting for a change in government.  Given these recent events, the world is concerned about the safety of Egypt’s historic and irreplaceable treasures.  Even Lamebook has something to say. 

“Dear Egyptian rioters: Please don’t damage the pyramids.  We will not rebuild.  Thank you.  The Jews.”
Image courtesy of http://i.imgur.com/Mrq30.jpg via http://www.lamebook.com/simply-put/.

See:

• http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/06/us-egypt-elbaradei-idUSTRE7142SR20110206
• http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110129/sc_nm/us_egypt_museum
• http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/02/02/us-egypt-clashes-idUSTRE71164320110202
• http://www.lamebook.com/simply-put/

Farting In Malawi To Be Outlawed

Better in than out: African country set to make breaking wind a crime.  Daily Mail. 

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’

Obviously, this is a much more important issue than others.  Just like other laws on the books already. 

insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place. 

pretending to be a fortune teller

Enforcement will obviously be a challenge.  Evidence quite another.  Can’t prevent relief au naturale.

“Fart.”
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See:

• http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html#ixzz1CfTpWUSH

Sing Star Warrior Belts It Out

Video games can let kids play out their warrior fantasies.  Sometimes, a little unexpectedly.

Bol.com – Singstar

September 27, 2008

Limits On Expelling Demons

Neighbors.  A tactful way to communicate  over noisy issues.  

“Good morning.  We hope your exorcism was successful last night.  We do ask, as a courtesy to to us and the other neighbors on this floor, that you limit expelling demons to Friday or Saturday nights.  Thank you in advance.”
Image courtesy of http://i.imgur.com/kpxlP.jpg.

Searching The Hard Drive On A Snow Day

Ever searched endlessly for a critical file somewhere in the vast abyss of your hard drive?   And despite your best efforts, you keep coming up empty-handed? 

Finally!  An error message we all can relate to easily.  Care to follow through?

“File missing.  Windows cannot find the file.  Would you like some wine instead?”
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