Hotel For Chickens Now Taking Reservations

Oh, whatever shall one do when vacation is calling.  But what to do with the children… Oh dear, not the children.  Actually, the chickens.

Helston’s Chicken Hotel – where guests can lay their own eggs.  This Is Cornwall. 

No problem if you live in Helston, UK.  First class accommodations for those special hen or chicks!

As a special benefit, they will return any eggs laid during your absence.  The proprietor, a math teacher and cabinet-maker, has just the dazzling place for your special birds.

Brand new purpose-built accommodation is on offer with buffet breakfast, lunch and dinner of local produce served in the open air.

Chickens are allowed to roam free within the grounds before being gathered to roost at night.

Mr Roberts transports the birds to and from their homes if the owners require it, and even offers a nursery for chicks and an incubation service if eggs need hatching.

So worry no more.  Your prized possessions can be safely taken care of while you are away.  Chickens have a special place in his heart.  

“But when the chickens stop laying so regularly they go for the chop unless people want to buy them and give them a home – that’s how we first got started with our own little flock.

Make those reservations soon and pamper your chickens.  They already booked out this past Christmas.  

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2 Responses to Hotel For Chickens Now Taking Reservations

  1. Well there you go. Who knew that such a thing was needed. What is next? A hotel for a guinea pig?

  2. Maybe. Or a hotel for turtles. Who knows…