Monthly Archives: March 2011

Taliban and Jew Meet In Desert

 Joke of the day.

How ties get sold in the desert  where the Taliban and the Jew hang out.  Also at Ebaum’s World.

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when He saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried Toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, Selling ties..

The Taliban asked, “Do you have Water?” The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.” The Taliban Shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill You, but I must find water first! “OK,” said the old Jewish man, “It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you Will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.” Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the Hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & Said: “Your brother won’t let me in without a Tie!

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Biker Almost Becomes A Sandwich

This biker on a bicycle almost became the bologna between the bread with a cop chaser.

Biker ESCAPES Cops!™

Dec 24, 2007

Auto Assist Device For Parking In Tight Places

Having trouble with parallel parking?  Or parking in tight places?

Maybe this parking assist device should be installed in autos nowadays.  Sure to make many happy. 

1950s parking assist with spare tire ORIGINAL!!! “Park Car”

February 23, 2011

Socialized Medicine Notifies Patient Of Appointment 28 Years Later

Former patient offered physio appointment… 28 YEARS after going to hospital with injured ankle.  Daily Mail. 

I waited for the appointment but it never came. Eventually it got a bit better. It still gets painful in the cold.’

That’s what happens in socialized medicine.  Take a number.  The government will get back to you.  Will Obamacare be any different?

“Waiting Boom (“R.I.P. Bunny Bixley”/Part 1).  My Little Doctor’s Office.  Now featuring Obamacare.”  Very funny.”
Image courtesy of http://diversitylane.wordpress.com/2010/04/18/waiting-boom/.

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Twister For The Chamber

Finally.  A game for nimble acrobats in the bedroom.

Easy Access
“Easy Access”
Image courtesy of http://imgur.com/gallery/IH5yk.

Knock-Out Smelly Shoes

When the stench starts affecting everyone around, it may be a sign to do something.

Funny Shoes Ad

December 5, 2006