Sometimes instructions by pictures conveys a puzzling message.
“Evacuation. Evacuation procedure. Remove window, then just stand there and think about what you’ve done. VeryDemotivational.com.”
Image courtesy of http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1915837/Evacuation/.
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When inhaling hot dogs becomes problematic.
School buses never seemed so treacherous.
“Gross. ‘Friends don’t let friends suck hot dogs off the bus floor.’ Disruptive behavior on campus buses is disrespectful to the driver and other passengers, and it delays bus service.”
Image courtesy of http://i.imgur.com/jg9vi.jpg.
Seafood allergies? Then try this lobster.
“Creative Fruit Plate.”
Image courtesy of http://www.holyegg.com/index.php?id=185.
The breakfast of champions. The warm invigorating flavor of coffee, best savored from a giant mug. Sheer pleasure. For the attuned taste buds.
“Not *just* for mornings . . .”
Image courtesy of ChronicPest via http://www.worth1000.com/entries/428363/not-just-for-mornings.
Giddy up! Cow?
Yes! When a 15-year old German girl’s dream of getting a horse was nixed, she promptly took her cow in the pasture to training.
Horse dreams dashed, German teen turns to cow Luna. HC. Luna the cow.
Their extensive routine involves grooming, petting, jumps and a roughly one-hour ride. That’s also the case in winter, when Mayer lovingly drapes a blanket over Luna to keep her warm.
It’s a lot of work “but I enjoy it,” Mayer said.
Her efforts have paid off.
Now, Luna understands commands such as “go,” ”stand” and “gallop.” If she feels like it, that is.
April 4, 2011
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Back in the day, when smoking was cool. And Pall Mall was king.
Available since 1899, the smooth and mild cigarette became the top brand in the 1960′s. Extra length made it even more enticing. Only the finest, for the finest.
Good looking. Good tasting. Good smoking. Pall Mall.
Pall Mall. Pronounced “Pell Mell.” Like the famous London street.
June 3, 2009
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Talk about a close call. This photographer was more interested in getting the best shot, than avoiding the race car barreling right at him.
“¡Mira! un coche, sácale una foto. Look! A car, take a picture.”
Image courtesy of http://www.vayagif.com/gif/8950.
Peanut butter. More than just jelly’s partner. Now available for body rubs.
“Baby in peanut butter.”
Image courtesy of http://i.imgur.com/pqOnY.jpg.
Creative, yet functional. A tool for everyone’s tool collection.
Paul Julius Martus’ hand shaped wrenches. Boing Boing.
“Hand shaped wrneches.”
Image courtesy of http://gadgets.boingboing.net/2008/06/02/paul-julius-martus-h.html.
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Friends. Ready to share a little prank at the right moment.
January 12, 2010
FUNNY QUOTES OF THE DAY This Day in History
Applause! Applause!
Tricorn hats are the rage
Click Horsey for William Tell Overture
Stress Reduction Kit. Bang Head Here.
