Ummmmm. A little ice cream on the side would complete this indulgence.
“Frozen cherries.”
Image courtesy of http://imgur.com/gallery/YV1oY.
Watch the tip of the sword glide effortlessly.
June 27, 2010
Look ma! No gloves!
And from down deep in the tubal abyss, a magical object was produced. Ear, nose, and throat doctors hard at work recovering a Craftsman. Or is that a Stanley?
The You Tube vid says it is Arabic.
December 7, 2010
“I was born to do this.” For the camera.
June 3, 2011
Sometimes it REALLY is important to listen to your father.
June 4, 2011
Novel way of taking care of baby, while running all those errands.
That is until you lose the key.
“Parenting FAIL.”
Image courtesy of http://www.epiclosers.com/load/epic_fail/fail_pictures/parenting_fail/8-1-0-549.
Joke of the day.
Are the pilots flying blind? Aha Jokes.
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; the pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle. The copilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with sunglasses.
At first, the passengers do not react thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. After a few minutes though, the engines start revving, and the airplane begins moving down the runway.
The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness. They start whispering among themselves and look desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance.
Yet, the plane starts accelerating rapidly, and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical.
When the plane has less than twenty feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once. At the very last moment, the plane lifts off and is airborne.
Up in the cockpit, the copilot breathes a sigh of relief and tells the pilot: “You know, one of these days the passengers aren’t going to scream, and we aren’t going to know when to take off!”
See:
Popcorn. The pop behind the corn.
February 19, 2010
How much is relayed simply by someone’s speech? Hella Obvi, Y’all Graphjam pegged it squarely.
“How people judge intelligence. IQ. Accent and location.”
Image courtesy of http://graphjam.memebase.com/2011/05/25/funny-graphs-hella-obvi-yall/.
Words of wisdom for the workaholics out there.
Nobody spends their last hours on earth regretting that they didn’t spend more time at work. And nobody ever read a resume at a funeral either. Take a damned vacation.
Hat tip, Uppity Woman.
FUNNY QUOTES OF THE DAY This Day in History
Applause! Applause!
Tricorn hats are the rage
Click Horsey for William Tell Overture
Stress Reduction Kit. Bang Head Here.
