Kids are so gullible.
Not this one. Here’s one kid who meant to get even with the one who stole his nose.
“Judge Baby. 3 years in jail for stealing my nose.”
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What a considerate child!
Does his father?
“I Want to Look Like Dad!”
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Looks like this baby great white shark has already been fed.
“Rare picture of a baby great white shark.”
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What a dad! This fellow wants his little boy to enjoy his dreams every day and every night. And it certainly looks like his son will cherish the experience.
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The bed has it’s own pump panel with parts taken off of a salvage truck. The switch panel controls all of the lights on top as well as a siren sound that was stolen out of an old toy firetruck he had broken.
The lights are powered by an old PC power supply that I had laying around. I’m sure there is a much better way to power them… but I couldnt figure out how.
The inside of the bed has a 20 inch (i think) monitor hooked up to a pc that is hidden in the top of the bed, it is connected to our network and streams all of his shows, movies, netflix, whatever. It has no keyboard or mouse, it is controlled via VNC on my main computer or my phone. The CB you see on the dash was gutted and a county scanner was put inside of it, so he can listen to the counties fire dispatch whenever he wants to play. there is a small fan to help with airflow, and a phone… which isn’t connected to anything. It has an ignition switch stolen out of an old little tykes car, complete with keys, and a pump pressure valve which he pretends lowers and raises his bucket.
Here is my little Chief.
“My son wants to be a firefighter, So I built him a firetruck bed.”
Image courtesy of http://imgur.com/gallery/BosCU.
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Caution. Live cargo.
Contents may not want to exit at bedtime.
“Time out. An effective form of discipline.”
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That drink certainly looks enticing. Why share with the calves, when you can go for the gusto all for yourself?
“Kid drinks from milk bottle after calves.”
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The diaper challenge from The Outer Limits.
“Some Dads Are Just Squeamish that Way. All right, I’m ready to change Sally’s diaper now. Bring her outside and turn the fans on.”
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Walls are boring. Color daddy instead.
“Kids. Can ruin a perfectly good hangover.”
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Email in circulation.
Give pause for thought. And act accordingly.
I grew up with practical parents. A mother, God love her, who washed aluminum foil after she cooked in it, then reused it. She was the original recycle queen before they had a name for it. A father who was happier getting old shoes fixed than buying new ones.
Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away.
I can see them now, Dad in trousers, tee shirt and a hat and Mom in a house dress, lawn mower in one hand, and dish-towel in the other. It was the time for fixing things. A curtain rod, the kitchen radio, screen door, the oven door, the hem in a dress. Things we keep.
It was a way of life, and sometimes it made me crazy. All that re-fixing, eating, renewing, I wanted just once to be wasteful. Waste meant affluence. Throwing things away meant you knew there’d always be more.
But then my mother died, and on that clear summer’s night, in the warmth of the hospital room, I was struck with the pain of learning that sometimes there isn’t any more.
Sometimes, what we care about most gets all used up and goes away…never to return.. So… while we have it….. it’s best we love it…. and care for it… and fix it when it’s broken……… and heal it when it’s sick.
This is true. for marriage……. and old cars….. and children with bad report cards….. and dogs with bad hips…. and aging parents…… and grandparents. We keep them because they are worth it, because we are worth it.
Some things we keep. Like a best friend that moved away or a classmate we grew up with.
There are just some things that make life important, like people we know who are special…….. and so, we keep them close!
I received this from someone who thinks I am a ‘keeper’, so I’ve sent it to the people I think of in the same way.. Now it’s your turn to send this to those people that are “keepers” in your life. Good friends are like stars… You don’t always see them, but you know they are always there. Keep them close!
TEN THINGS GOD WON’T ASK ON THAT DAY.
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Squirming kids. First they beat the head drum. Then they want to slip off head first to greater excitement.
“Old man almost drops baby.”
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