Scary Faces In The Halloween Aisle

Snappy retail items scare tiny children.  

“Happy Halloween.”
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“Halloween is coming…”
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Gory Halloween Prank

Gruesome mock Halloween set-up. 

Prank your friend’s car and then leave in front of police station.

“Halloween car decoration.”
Image courtesy of http://www.picshag.com/halloween-car-decoration.html.

Halloween Party Skeletal Fail

The skeleton who could not handle his alcohol.  Even in the beer aisle.

“Go home, Skeleton. You’re drunk.”
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Trick Or Treat In The Jar

 Make sure there are enough holes in the jar lid to keep the noggin’ perky.

“d the award for the best Halloween costume goes to…”
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Two Incongrous Elements Of Life

The sooner this lesson is learned, the sooner life becomes less painful.  

“Made Before Going to Work.  Life.  What I have to do.  What I want to do.”
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Socks With Sandals All The Time

Never go without sandals.  Keep those feet fashionably covered!

“The classic look all the time.”
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Shoeshine Boy Underdog To The Rescue

Underdog.   A TV Series from 1964–1973.  Wikipedia.

The Classic Underdog Cartoon Intro 

July 31, 2007

Underdog was an anthropomorphic superhero. The premise was that “humble and lovable” Shoeshine Boy, a cartoon dog, was in truth the superhero Underdog. George S. Irving narrated, and comedy actor Wally Cox provided the voices of both Underdog and Shoeshine Boy. When villains threatened, Shoeshine Boy ducked into a telephone booth where he transformed into the caped and costumed hero, destroying the booth in the process when his super powers were activated. Underdog almost always spoke in rhyme:

When Polly’s in trouble (or When help is needed), I am not slow,

For it’s hip-hip-hip and AWAY I GO!!!

Underdog’s most frequent saying when he appeared was:

There’s no need to fear–

Underdog is here!

The majority of episodes used a common template as the final scene. A crowd of people look up in the sky would say, “Look in the sky!” “It’s a bird!” “It’s a plane!” After this, an old woman wearing glasses would exclaim, “It’s a frog!” Another onlooker would respond, “A frog?!?” To this, Underdog replied with these words:

Not bird, nor plane, nor even frog,

It’s just little old me… (at this point, Underdog would crash into something, then sheepishly finish) Underdog.

Underdog usually caused a lot of collateral damage. Whenever someone complained about the damage, Underdog replied:

I am a hero who never fails;

I cannot be bothered with such details.

The villains almost always managed to menace Sweet Polly Purebred (voiced by Norma MacMillan), an anthropomorphic canine TV reporter, as part of their nefarious schemes; she was a helpless damsel in distress most of the time, and had a habit of singing in a somewhat whining tone of voice, “Oh where, oh where has my Underdog gone?” This she would sing, to the music of the song “Oh Where Has My Little Dog Gone,” whenever in jeopardy.

See:

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underdog_(TV_series)

Blind Date Escape

Sometimes, accomplices are not enough to get you away from a blind date.  

“He Gives Great Hugs Though.  Irene thought she had ditched her blind date, but then suddenly, there he was.”
Image courtesy of http://history.icanhascheezburger.com/2012/06/13/funny-pictures-history-he-gives-great-hugs-though/.

Overindulgence Saturday Night

It can happen to the best of novice drinkers.

“Grover’s Down on His Luck.” 
Image courtesy of http://after12.failblog.org/2012/06/13/party-fails-grovers-down-on-his-luck/.

Quote Of The Day June 23, 2012

Always a serious consideration.  Phyllis Diller.  Brainy Quote. 

“Housework can’t kill you, but why take a chance?”

See:

• http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/p/phyllis_diller.html