Iowahawk presents the Lemon. A smashing new creation from Congressional motors! The satirical description by Iowahawk will leave you begging to own one of these babies.
Inside, a luxurious all-velour interior designed by Barney Frank features thoughtful appointments like in-dash condom dispenser and detachable vibrating shift knob. A special high capacity hatchback holds up to 300 aluminum cans, meaning fewer trips to the redemption center. And the standard 3 speaker Fairness ActoPhonic FM low-band sound system means you’ll never miss a segment of NPR again.
As Individual As The Man Who Drives It. The All-New 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/Rt Sport Edition. Congressional Motors. U.A.W. United States Congress. G.M. Ford. Chrysler.”
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