Just when you reach over to complete the task at hand, and look what crawled up and made a new home of your prized roll.
Tough decision.
Calmly smack him and risk guts penetrating the layers until there is nothing salvageable, and thus nothing left to finish your duty?
Or get upright and bolt, dingle drops and/or dingle berries in tow?
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