For those tired and haggard faces of doom. Bird poop is now available to cleanse those drabby faces out of oblivion.
The droppings are dried, pulverized, and sanitized with ultraviolet light at the nightingale farm.
Ummmm. Sounds so soothing and refreshing. And probably leaves a lip smacking tinge of taste to remind you of the wonderful benefits from this experience au naturale.
What’s a hundred plus bucks for this spa delight in the comfort and privacy of your own home?