Daily Archives: March 10, 2010

Bird Droopings Latest Facial Fad

Time for a refreshing facial of…bird poo?  Yes.  That is right.  The Japanese Nightingale Facial is now available.

For those tired and haggard faces of doom.  Bird poop is now available to cleanse those drabby faces out of oblivion. 

The droppings are dried, pulverized, and sanitized with ultraviolet light at the nightingale farm.

Ummmm.  Sounds so soothing and refreshing.  And probably leaves a lip smacking tinge of taste to remind  you of the wonderful benefits from this experience au naturale.

What’s a hundred plus bucks for this spa delight in the comfort and privacy of your own home?