Screw-in Coffin Saves Space, Reduces Labor Costs. Treehugger.
Does it matter what position you will rest for in eternity? Does it matter the container? Does it matter how they actually screw you into the ground?
Well then, perhaps the screw coffin is for you. They will put you in box. Then into a giant screw. The tractor will drill a screw hole in the ground. And then you can be twirled down, and an ornament of choice plopped above to mark your spot.
Images courtesy of http://www.treehugger.com/files/2010/02/screw-in-coffin-saves-space.php.
Can you hear the commentary at the graveyard yet?
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