Remember How TSA Hired Its Agents

TSA prides itself on the true professionals they have hired.

That’s why they found them by advertising on pizza boxes and gas pumps in the D.C. area.  DHS delivers job offers on gas pumps, pizza boxes

“”A Career Where X-Ray Vision and Federal Benefits Come Standard.”  Washington Reagan National Airport and Washington-Dulles International Airport are now hiring Transportation Security Officers. See yourself in a vital role for Homeland Security. Be part of a dynamic security team protecting airports and skies as you proudly secure your future.  Apply online today or call 1.877.872.7990.  Transportation Security Administration.”
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The rationale per TSA.

The boxed ad campaign was developed last year in an effort to reach a broader applicant pool.

Qualifications: can read a pizza box and shifty hands that can thoroughly ride up and down a stranger in less time than a Saturday night special.


3 responses to “Remember How TSA Hired Its Agents

  1. Now I know where that fatass got the idea to apply to TSA.

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  3. Does that mean that the head of TSA applied through a pizza box too?