Daily Archives: November 28, 2010

TSA Unfolds New Slogans For Bumper Stickers

Email in circulation.

 

New TSA bumper stickers.  TSA agents display them proudly.

  • Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.
  • Grope discounts available.
  • If we did our job any better we’d have to buy you dinner first.
  • Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
  • Wanna fly?  Drop your fly.
  • We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank.
  • We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
  • It’s not a grope.  It;s a freedom pat.
  • When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
  • TSA: Touchin’, Squeezin’, Arrestin’.
  • YOU were a virgin…
  • We handle more packages than USPS.

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