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New TSA bumper stickers. TSA agents display them proudly.
- Can’t see London, can’t see France, unless we see your underpants.
- Grope discounts available.
- If we did our job any better we’d have to buy you dinner first.
- Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady.
- Wanna fly? Drop your fly.
- We’ve handled more balls than Barney Frank.
- We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way.
- It’s not a grope. It;s a freedom pat.
- When in doubt, we make you whip it out.
- TSA: Touchin’, Squeezin’, Arrestin’.
- YOU were a virgin…
- We handle more packages than USPS.