Daily Archives: September 4, 2011

Gunning With Ashy Relatives

From crematorium to bullet repackaging, Cremate your loved ones then pack them into Bullets, Web of Entertainment says.   

Celebrating Life.  That is how Holy Smoke sees it.   And they mean business.    Respectfully and compassionately, of course.  For the love of guns may be so strong in some, there is a way to shoot through a final course on mortal grounds, with bullet-fast final speed. 

For $1,250, they’ll cram one pound of incinerated leftovers of your dead loved one into a nice load of ammo… 250 shotgun shells, 100 rifle cartridges, or 250 pistol cartridges.

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.  And to earth you shall return.  Maybe literally through a double barrel shotgun.  Then figuratively  smokin’ all the way to the high heavens.  Reverently, of course. 

Image courtesy of http://www.myholysmoke.com/.