Monthly Archives: May 2012

Piano Playing For The Novice

There is always one of the siblings who is more game for trying new things. 

Sometimes though, the effort must be gracefully rewarded.

“Air Inversion.  It sounded better when you were playing it upside-down.”
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Withering Strawberry

Strawberries.  Wonderful when they are fresh.  Not so appetizing when they dry out.

“Time-lapse strawberry rotting.”
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Floppy Skin Tag Meets Dull Scissors

Yikes!  The things people try to do at home to themselves with dull scissors. 

Can you feel the pain?

Skin tag removal gone bad

November 1, 2010

Memorial Day 2012

Maya Angelou, American poet an author, noted the significance of Memorial Day.  Quotations Page.

How important it is for us to recognize and celebrate our heroes and she-roes!


Jokes That Can Be Told In Church

Email in circulation.

Some thoughts to snicker about. 


Two boys were walking home from Sunday school after hearing a strong preaching on the devil.  One said to the other, ‘What do you think about all this Satan stuff?’  The other boy replied, ‘Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.  It’s probably just your Dad.’


Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl whispered to her mother, ‘Why is the bride dressed in white?”  The mother replied, ‘Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.’  The child thought about this for a moment then said, ‘So why is the groom wearing black?’


A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.  As she ran she prayed, ‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late! Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late!’  While she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.  She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again!  As she ran she once again began to pray, ‘Dear Lord, please don’t let me be late…But please don’t shove me either!’


Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.  The first boy says, ‘My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50.’  The second boy says, ‘That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100.’  The third boy says, ‘I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to collect all the money!’


An elderly woman died last month.  Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.  In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, ‘They wouldn’t take me out while I was alive, I don’t want them to take me out when I’m dead.’


A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’  He answered, ‘Call for backup.’


A Sunday School teacher asked her class why Joseph and Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem ..  A small child replied, ‘They couldn’t get a baby-sitter.’


A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.  After explaining the commandment to ‘Honour thy father and thy mother,’ she asked, ‘Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?’  Without missing a beat, one little boy answered, ‘Thou shall not kill..’


At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings.  Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam’s ribs.  Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and she said, ‘Johnny, what is the matter?’ Little Johnny responded, ‘I have pain in my side. I think I’m going to have a wife.’



Natue Calls For Sunny Nap

A lazy afternoon. 

Even animals like a nap.  Shhhh.

“How can this be dangerous?”
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Dueling Flies

They will be buzzing around the BBQ this weekend.  They will also be duking it out on the sidelines with their weapons. 

“Fly pictures.”
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