Joke of the day.
Happy Mother’s Day! God kept women in mind alright. Also at Soda Head.
While creating women, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.
And then He smiled and made the earth round.
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FUNNY QUOTES OF THE DAY- This Day in History
- April 18, 1775: Paul Revere rode from Charlestown to Lexington to warn Massachusetts colonists of the arrival of British troops during the American Revolution.
- April 18, 1906: The Great San Francisco Earthquake destroyed over 4 sq mi. and killed over 500 people.
- April 18, 1923: The first game was played in Yankee Stadium (“the House that Ruth built”). Yankees beat the Boston Red Sox 4–1.
- April 18, 1956: Grace Kelly married Prince Rainier of Monaco.
- April 18, 1968: London Bridge was sold to an American. It was rebuilt in Arizona.
- April 18, 1978: The U.S. Senate voted to hand over the Panama Canal to Panamanian control on Dec. 31, 1999.
- April 18, 2002: Afghanistan’s former king, Mohammad Zahir Shah, returned after 29 years in exile.
- April 18, 2012: American Bandstand and New Year's Rockin' Eve host Dick Clark died of heart failure.
- More events from This Day in History: April 18
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