Best person to invite onto the boat.
“Jumping Out Of Boat Fail.”
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FUNNY QUOTES OF THE DAY- This Day in History
- May 30, 1431: Joan of Arc was burned at the stake as a heretic.
- May 30, 1536: King Henry VIII of England married his 3rd wife, Jane Seymour, 11 days after he had his 2nd wife, Anne Boleyn executed.
- May 30, 1911: The first Indianapolis 500 was won by Ray Harroun.
- May 30, 1922: The Lincoln Memorial in Washington, DC, was dedicated by Chief Justice William Howard Taft.
- May 30, 1998: An earthquake in Northern Afghanistan (and subsequent aftershocks) killed an estimated 5,000 and injured at least 1,500. A quake on Feb. 4 in the same area had killed about 2,300.
- More events from This Day in History: May 30
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