Hand burn turns into huge blister.
“I was on fire once – blister 24hours after the illuminating event.”
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Sometimes life is smooth sailing, and sometimes life is a roller coaster.
“Life – If There’s No Ups And Downs, You’re Dead! 1000funnypictures.com”
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Love bite to the jugular and down he goes.
“Dog fakes own death while playing.”
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Underclothing protection for where you need it the most.
“”Brake Pads”. Skid-B-Gon Brake Pads. Prevent skid marks! Make embarassing skid marks disappear!”
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The price of beauty. Just a little touch up here and there.
“You Can Hardly Tell! She’s Had A lot of Work.”
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“I think my intestine needs a tic tac. It wasn’t a fart… My lower intestine blew you a kiss.”
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“I have freckles….”
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