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FUNNY QUOTES OF THE DAY- This Day in History
- June 1, 1792: Kentucky became the 15th state in the United States.
- June 1, 1796: Tennessee became the 16th state in the United States.
- June 1, 1938: The first issue of Action Comics, featuring Superman, was published.
- June 1, 1958: General Charles De Gaulle became the premier of France.
- June 1, 1968: Helen Keller, blind and deaf author-lecturer, died.
- June 1, 1980: Cable News Network (CNN) debuted.
- June 1, 2001: Nepal’s Crown Prince Dipendra went on a shooting spree, killing his father, mother, sister, brother, and other members of the royal family before shooting himself.
- More events from This Day in History: June 1
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