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Joke Of The Day December 15, 2017

From the Jokes Warehouse..


Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if she would like a ride. With a word or two of thanks, she got in the car.

After resuming the journey and a bit of small talk, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally. “What’s in the bag?” asked the old woman. Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, “It’s a bottle of wine. Got it for my husband.”

The Navajo woman was silent for a moment, and then speaking with the quiet wisdom of an elder said, “Good trade.”


Getting Out Of A Hole

Think outside the situation to find a solution.  From Jokes-Best .com.

If you find yourself in a hole. Stop digging.


Potato Life Explained

Spud tale for the wise.  Also at My Little Sister’s Groaners. – Emmitsburg.net


A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
And finally they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called “Yam”.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life,

They warned her about going out and getting half baked so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed, and,
get a bad name for herself like “Hot Potato”, and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry; no Spud would get her into the sack and make a Rotten Potato out of her.

But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out West to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn’t get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn’t associate with those high class Yukon Golds or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say “Frito Lay”

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that’s Potato University) so that when she graduated she would really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokow.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom Brokow because he’s just a…



Joke Of The Day September 26, 2017

Chemists have a sense of humor. From the Laugh Factory.  Featured September 24, 2017

Molecule 1: I just lost an electron.
Molecule 2: Are you sure?
Molecule 1: I’m positive.


Joke Of The Day October 05, 2016

Joke to stump those who will overthink it to come up with the answer.

“Just a Mid-Day Mid-Week Dad Joke Dump.  What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?  A carrot.”
Image courtesy of http://imgur.com/NgHjYu6.

Joke Of The Day August 13, 2016

Stressed out?  Take some advice from Life Daily.

Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.


Joke Of The Day July 24, 2014

There is always a lesson to be learned from seeking advice.  Funny Good Jokes.

Expert Advice

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, “What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you’re out of the office?”

“I give it to them,” replied the lawyer, “and then I send them a bill.”

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills. When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.