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Farting In Malawi To Be Outlawed

Better in than out: African country set to make breaking wind a crime.  Daily Mail. 

The government of Malawi plan to punish persistent offenders ‘who foul the air’ in a bid to ‘mould responsible and disciplined citizens.’

Obviously, this is a much more important issue than others.  Just like other laws on the books already. 

insulting the modesty of a woman, challenging to fight a duel, and trespassing on a burial place. 

pretending to be a fortune teller

Enforcement will obviously be a challenge.  Evidence quite another.  Can’t prevent relief au naturale.

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