Parrot Hops To Water Pouring

Yippee!

“H2O Parrot.”
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Deer Hop

Nothing interesting here anymore.

“Majestic!!”
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Combing A Camel

Attention begets affection and relaxation.

How to Cuddle With a Camel

April 24, 2012

Potato Life Explained

Spud tale for the wise.  Also at My Little Sister’s Groaners. – Emmitsburg.net

POTATO LIFE EXPLAINED

A Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other,
And finally they got married and had a little sweet potato which they called “Yam”.

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.

When it was time, they told her about the facts of life,

They warned her about going out and getting half baked so she wouldn’t get accidentally mashed, and,
get a bad name for herself like “Hot Potato”, and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.

Yam said not to worry; no Spud would get her into the sack and make a Rotten Potato out of her.

But on the other hand she wouldn’t stay home and become a Couch Potato either. She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland and the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out West to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn’t get scalloped.

Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn’t associate with those high class Yukon Golds or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say “Frito Lay”

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that’s Potato University) so that when she graduated she would really be in the Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokow.

Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.

They told Yam she couldn’t possibly marry Tom Brokow because he’s just a…

Commontater.

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Curiosity Can Lead To Injury

Trash bins can be health hazards.

“Modern instant nose job vending machines are making plastic surgeons obsolete.”
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To Catch A Mouse Humanely

A used plastic soda bottle, some wooden blocks, and some wire placement centered carefully lie a teeter totter.  Now to actually dispose of the little tiny creature in its new abode.

“Do You Share Your House With A Mouse With A House? Best humane mouse trape. Billiant idea!”
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The Making Of A Prosthetic Eye

The highly skilled and artistic flair of those who make prosthetic eyes for those in need on display.

Mosaic Science. Facial discrimination.

A small, highly skilled team at Moorfields Eye Hospital transform the lives of people who have lost their eyes to accidents and disease. Each year, they work with their clients to create around 1,400 customised, detailed prosthetics, many of which replace eyes.

Modern prosthetic eyes are far removed from the old misconceptions about ‘glass eyes’, combining modern materials, craftsmanship and artistry in an entirely unique way. In this film, ocularist David Carpenter talks us through the entire process of how a single prosthetic eye is made.

Produced, filmed and edited by @barryjamesgibb for Mosaic To read the feature article that goes with this film, visit http://mosaicscience.com/story/faces

How to make a prosthetic eye

June 23, 2015

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