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FUNNY QUOTES OF THE DAY- This Day in History
- May 19, 1536: Anne Boleyn, the second wife of King Henry VIII, was beheaded.
- May 19, 1588: The 130-ship-strong Spanish Armada set sail for England; it was defeated in August.
- May 19, 1643: The colonies of Massachusetts Bay, Plymouth, Connecticut, and New Harbor met to form the New England Confederation.
- May 19, 1921: Congress passed the Emergency Quota Act, establishing national quotas for immigrants.
- May 19, 1928: The first annual Calaveras County "Frog Jumping Jubilee" was held in Angel's Camp, California.
- May 19, 1935: British author and soldier, T. E. Lawrence, also known as "Lawrence of Arabia," died from injuries sustained in a motorcycle crash.
- May 19, 1962: Marilyn Monroe sang “Happy Birthday” to president John F. Kennedy.
- May 19, 1992: The 27th Amendment to the Constitution, which prohibited Congress from giving itself midterm pay raises, went into effect.
- May 19, 1994: Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis died in New York.
- More events from This Day in History: May 19
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